Clam Shitty

The fattest and shittiest clam of them all.

“Did you see how much clam shitty ate?” “Yeah he is fat af”

by Mia Dougherty July 24, 2022

Riot Shift

2 German hardstyle rockstars consisting of Ole Baehr & Connor Kratz who are making new waves in the hardstyle scene with their pop punk/metal trap crossover styles into their tracks, a first in hardstyle history ever in 2022

All of their stuff are made from scratch. The lyrics, insturments, vocals and other track elements all are self made by them

On stage, they have their own DYSTOPIA live act as well which has been showcased at Shockerz and Defqon.1 in 2022 alone and more events yet to come.

The experience of every DYSTOPIA liveset by them is surreal and keeps you wanting more of it.

Popular tracks includes : SAME AGAIN, BREAK THE FALL, 666, ENTROPY and etc..

Watch out for them in 2023 as they bring new heat to the scene and expect the best materials from this amazing German duo!!

Homie : Bro have you seen DYSTOPIA live by Riot Shift? They were amazing on stage fr no cap

Me : hell yeahh good rockstar shiet!! LESSGOO AR GANG🤘🤙

by whitemirrors November 18, 2022

Spit Shift

When you are assigned to a shift that is considered the worst possible shift at a job.

"Ah shit, I've been assigned the Spit Shift at spoons again!"

by Spit Man March 16, 2023

Shit shifting

When you have to take a shit so bad you shift around to a position where it doesn’t feel like shit is going to pool out of you unintentionally

Chris: “I HAVE TO POO SO BAD ITS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW”

Also Chris: “oh wait. If I shit shift real fast I’m in a better position. I now don’t feel like I’m about to dookie my pants :)”

“Man shit shifting is such a gift”

by Nukemars April 8, 2023

kentucky spine shifter

Supplies:
A pack of frozen marbles
A slip and slide
A pair of kid size 4 soccer cleats
Fishing line "the strong stuff"
Philips head screwdriver WOMAN ADVISORY!!! its the one that looks like the plus sign--
Eyepatch
Bon Jovi CD (demo if possible)

Procedure-
Reverse hogtie your girlfriend (or for our friends in kentucky your sisters and/or moms are ok)
set up the slip n slide on stair case
put marbles in cleats and hit her/them in their good eye at the same time as you push her/them down the slip and slide
listen to bon jovi CD
give eyepatch to victim

return screwdriver

See kentucky spine shifter youtube

by mcsourmilk April 20, 2014

Cincinnati Stick Shift

When a male fits an entire screwdriver into his erect penis, leaving only the handle protruding.

I was horny last night and figured that nothing would hit the spot quite like a good, old fashioned Cincinnati Stick Shift.

by CorylnTheHouse December 1, 2016

busted stick shift

Common among older men, this refers to a condition in which one's urination stream is halted briefly every few seconds, then quickly returns to normal pressure. This cycle can occur several times during urination, depending on the volume of liquid being released. Contracting a busted stick shift can be caused by several medical conditions, but is most prevalent as a result of enlarged prostate gland complications. The term is derived from the ebb in motion caused when shifting gears using a manual transmission car. The change in acceleration revolving around this phenomenon is often embellished by poor driving and or broken (i.e. busted) stick shift. For the sake of this definition, the "stick" refers to the man's penis.

Mike 1: Dude that director that was pissing next to me had a totally busted stick shift.

Mike 2: O yea? He should consider masturbating more, I hear it clears prostate complications

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 7, 2017