shaftypops

An enormously fun game in which you find the largest possible object in a room and proceed to jam it as far up your ass and you can get it.

I played shaftypops all night and my asshole is burning.

Amy played shaftypops and used a 12in candle.

by Grant October 14, 2004

shiftless whore

lazy good-for-nothing woman who has intercourse with many people, but does so poorly and without ambition.

Angee is a shiftless whore.

by angee "shiftless whore" mackey January 27, 2008

shifting

A culchee (Irish countryside resident i.e. anywhere outside Dublin in the 26 counties of the republic)term for Snogging.

"I was caught shifting your mans sister lastnight just before i got me langer out"

by Dave1892 April 27, 2006

All Bell - No Shaft

Term used for a penis that appears to only have a bell end with no shaft.

'That guy in the gym insisted on walking round naked'

'Yeah worst thing was he had All Bell - No Shaft!!'

by trueblue2009 April 1, 2009

Shifty Batter

Euphemism pertaining to semen. Related to by the fact Shifty and batter go hand in hand, as Shifty is a Fish and Chip Shop owner.

Shifty says to female - "Have you tasted Shifty Batter?"

by Shiftybatter March 31, 2008

Shifty Sleeves

A phrase used to describe a creepy man/woman at a bar or party to alert the crowd that this person looks suspicious and may drop 'something' into your drink.

Creepy Guy walks over to Woman

Woman (as she covers her drink): "Step away from my drink Shifty Sleeves!"

OR

"Watch out everyone that guy has shifty sleeves"

by Jaime Lester January 24, 2009

Shiftyy

A move/action to escape a grenade/ugly girl/girl.

1. That Hoester sure can move fast, he shiftied away from that chick so quickly! God knows why he'd do that.

2. Back in the army, we were taught to shiftyy away from a grenade if it fell in the pit.

3. "That girl isn't even 16 yet! Thank God I shiftied"

by cplnah September 2, 2011