by bradleydudleymiltonthornton January 6, 2009
Get the secret opsmug. A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him
by Jhhhjnnbbj July 30, 2017
Get the secret mermaidmug. Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.
Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”
Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”
Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”
by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021
Get the Secret listenermug. A karate move, involving your hands and some tape. You use the Secret Finger Jitsu when someone is trying to mug you and you grab your tape and tape his mouth shut and stick your fingers up his nose and run.
Person: ur getting mugged kid
You: *uses the secret Finger jitsu*
Person: *muffled noises*
You: *clearly running away*
You: *uses the secret Finger jitsu*
Person: *muffled noises*
You: *clearly running away*
by GarrettIsBadAtMakingGames October 22, 2020
Get the Secret Finger Jitsumug. Secret Agent Black Square Screen is a fictional character and online personality portrayed by one of, or several of the members of Los Lobos Alfa(or simply Lobos Alfa). The person(s) who portray Secret Agent Black Square Screen is/are believed to be in middle or high school, their exact age(s) is/are unknown. Secret Agent Black Square Screen aka Secret Agent Black often roams the hallways of Omegle, and other video chat platforms.
What if Secret Agent Black Square Screen is a member of the MIB, just like Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith?!.
by Usuario Desconocido September 18, 2022
Get the Secret Agent Black Square Screenmug. a phrase you get in the original legend of zelda game when you enter certain caves and find a secret moblin who gives you rupees.
by thatrandomguy1234 July 7, 2019
Get the its a secret to everyonemug.