Himalayan Sea Salt

Code name for Cocaine

Ay want some Himalayan sea salt?

Sure pal, how much it'll be?

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019

mediterranean sea biscuit

when you wormy dog your ex girlfriends pillow case like you're in a Mediterranean Sea storm until she gets two pink Seabiscuit's around her eyes

you should have seen how pink the biscuits around my girls eyes were after I gave her the old MSB (Mediterranean sea biscuit).

by dub_es March 4, 2015

Sea world dick

When yo dick be flaccid as fuck. Resembling the sad flaccid dorsal fins of whales at sea world.

Home boys had major sea world dick last night, he could not get it up!

by Yassqueen2393 June 14, 2016

seattle sea goggles

Ejaculating on a woman's eye glasses.

While I was fucking Lisa I pulled my cock out of her pussy and gave her Seattle sea goggles.

by Milf Man Von Pussymunchkin April 21, 2016

Virtual Sea-Monkeys

A program or application that is practically useless- it may do something silly, or pointless.

After all his time working on the projects, Ryan only ended up creating a new batch of virtual sea-monkeys. None of them were viable for anything useful.

by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003

Sea Ship Shore

A game you played in elementary school where a group of people run-between three points depending on a random person calling sea, ship, or shore

Or you’re just having sex

“Remember that game we played in kinder garden it was like sea ship shore or sumthin”

by GaymerKirb April 12, 2019

Breached sea level

When you take an epic dump, you turn to look in the toilet, and the massive pile of crap is above the water level in the toilet bowl.

Can also be used as "Breaching", if in the current process of taking a dump.

Guy #1 "Dude! I totally just Breached sea level in your toilet!"

Guy #2 "Holy Crap!"

Guy #1 "That's what I said!"

by remotenightowl October 7, 2012