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Satan

The most arrogant, self sentered bastard you’ll ever meet, the enemy of God, the enemy of Humanity, hates all that is good, hates every one and every thing, hates all of creation, doomed to hell, but brings everyone possible down with him.

Satan is a defeated loser, the ONLY loser, maybe, Satan is a wretch, a beast, a dragon, but ultimately defeated by Jesus, our lord and savior, who you should seek instantly, because there’s no guarantee for tomorrow, find him, seek him, he’s the closest he’s ever been, find Jesus today.
Satan deserves nothing.
by Joe mama1928478291 April 17, 2024
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dust of satan

The dust most commonly coughed up from males after performing oral sex to a female, usually associated with a deep toned demon-like moan as it is coughed up.
You wouldn't believe the dust of Satan that was coming out of Mark last night, although he was going to town on Stacy so I shouldn't be surprised.
by JackOfAllTrades117 August 3, 2016
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Satanism

Don't be Fooled! Liberals believe in Satanism!
by Montemountainmontana September 22, 2022
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Satan

A bitch that’s what he is
Man I’ll beat tf outta Satan
by Thatoneguyatdatparty69 April 8, 2021
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Satan's morning cumshot

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.
Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...
by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021
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Satan’s Testicles

It’s as hot as Satan’s Testicles
by PUSSYFUCKER12345 June 1, 2019
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Satan's dumplings

Had the lads over last night, they fed the wife's bedlington terrier 3 bowls of vindaloo, woke up this morning and the kitchen floor is covered with satan's dumplings!
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017
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