Moron Sandwich

Idiot sandwich doesn’t sound english enough. Tell Gordon to be more of a fookin english man. This will also sound smart cause your using another word besides idiot. good job.

person 1: What are you?
person 2 (a higher being above gordon): a moron sandwich.

by crak head boi July 11, 2020

Backwards Sandwich

A form of male masturbation where you cross your arms and use the back of your hands to hold your penis.

The hairier your hands are, the closer the experience will be to a 1970s vagina.

Todd: Oh shit, sorry man. Wait, what are you doing?
Stan: It's called the Backwards Sandwich, dude!
Todd: Huh. I uh, think I'm going to make a sandwich for myself.

by Henry J. Pinkerton, PhD January 10, 2012

Crab Sandwich

A crab sandwich which is a bad decision, made in error by someone thinking it was initially the right thing to do or something that would be nice.

Going home with that girl last night turned out to be a crab sandwich

by Gardz86 November 23, 2011

Leaderboard Sandwich

noun.
a sandwich. made of leaderboard. a leaderboard sandwich.

a term used in online gaming when 2 friends are on either side of the leaderboard from someone they wish to spite.

top frag: "hey 2nd player, we're making a sandwich!"
bottom frag: "a leaderboard sandwich!"

by ItsPeachy December 31, 2022

Zak Sandwich

Where a guy named Zak is getting fucked by two of his admirers.

Want to go back to your place and make a Zak Sandwich?

by Blackberry Sandwich October 25, 2019

Peameal sandwiches

Often referred to having an "Argy Bargy", coming over for "a Peameal Sandwich" means to log onto Warzone within the next 30-45 min.

Jon typed in Discord, "Yo boys Peameal sandwiches. My place. Let's go".

Chris and Dan made a mental note to grab supper and log onto Warzone to get fucking ruined in Warzone (bc Activision's SBMM is way too overaggressive and is seemingly targeting the group for total fist-fucking every single fucking night)

by Firingblind December 11, 2020

Sandwich-loafing

Sandwich-loafing: when two bodies engaged in an amorous act are slapped together with something in between them, such as an item of clothing or a sheet.

"The nervous newlyweds were so eager to consummate that they were sandwich-loafing all night in the honeymoon suite."

by Sylvie T January 8, 2021