Sam 

He may be bald however...... yeh that’s kinda it

Hey where Sam
Who’s Sam?
Sam Larks
Ohhhhh the bald lad

Sam by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020

Sam 

A super cute and attractive person, who brings joy to you life. They may not see their inner beauty, but it's there. Treasure this person with everything you are because Sam is wonderful and deserves everything good. They're super hot to boot.

That Sam is so cute!

I know right? I wish they could be with me.

Sam by Flynnrose May 15, 2020

Sam 

Eats chicken nuggets, watches anime, and plays video games

Oh, your doing a Sam today.

Sam by Poopcykle May 18, 2020

Sam 

Sam is this kid right who just Rants about Shit and When he starts he just doesn’t give a Fuck about anyone else so Kids hate on him because Sam is a Fat kid ya know that one kid who yells out because he knows his IQ is lower than a Brick so yeah that’s a Sam.

Guy 1: Look there’s a Sam
Guy 2: OMG cover your ears Sam is about to speak.

Guy 3: Help! I’m stuck Sam is ranting!

Sam by Ih8Samm June 5, 2020

Sam 

A Sam is someone who will never shut the fuck up. Like Jesus Christ, we get it your parents don't love you but love your brother but you don't need to complain about every little thing. just because you are annoying doesn't equal a personality. if your a sam and you're reading this, fuck you.

You know what? fuck that Sam. He complains about everything

Sam by Fuck You Sam June 11, 2020

Sam 

His is a total douche bag and loses all of his friends. He is very mean to his friends but says it is his personality.

Wow that guy is totally a sam.

Sam by Theonetheonlymoses June 19, 2020

sam 

sam has really bad breath it smells like mouldy milk warm mints and it’s really bad when you and near him

sorry sam

when i was talking to sam his breathe stunk and i thought i was gonna be gassed out

sam by big_dick_dave June 28, 2020