sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born

SAM BE GAY THO

by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020

sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born

SAM BE GAY THO

by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020

Sam

Huge fag that jerks off dogs. Likes to ride peoples dicks

Wow I ducking hate sam

by Poopshitfart August 2, 2020

Sam

XBox name SIMP WRLD is a dumb dumb oompa loompa 2’4 midget

Sam Hillier

Super
At
Masturbating
Horses
In
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Loving
Enclosed
Rooms

Sam you dumb ass

by iiCryptic August 3, 2020

Sam

Someone sams when they pound their cock with fury into a small butt hole, not considering the pain turning into pleasure

-damn bruh I'd Sam her
-10/10 would Sam again

by UrMomBigGay225 May 6, 2020

Sam

Sam, a verb, is the most hurtful form of anal sex. The pain is so immesurable that it becomes pleasure. It occurs when the plough-engine is too big for the hole.

-damn boi I'd Sam her

by UrMomBigGay225 May 6, 2020

Sam

An old person

"That poor old woman doesn't know where she is"
"shes probably called sam"

by kiiiiiii May 7, 2020