Nipple Road

The true way to have a very "bumby" ride.

I rode down the nipple road as the nipples on the street swayed in the breeze.

by Vandalistrun May 29, 2016

Road Work

Closing a road or a lane of traffic for no apparent reason (for 10 years).

I was going down the high way and there is road work slowing down traffic.

by Eazy-E Jr. April 5, 2019

road rules

Whoever is bigger, wins.

18-wheeler v. Hyundai, head on, at 80 MPH. Who do you think will win?

by Who Cares July 25, 2003

Road Clot

When a group of drivers all going the same speed down the highway manage to block the entire road so that nobody can pass. It's not a traffic jam because everybody is still moving.

I was doing 75 down the I-10 and expected to get to Phoenix a little bit earlier than expected when I hit a road clot doing 70 mph. It wouldn't break up and allow me to pass and I became part of it.

by Simi Halu September 9, 2009

Road Guardian

Synonymous with a parade maker, it is the genius, who must absolutely stay under the speed limit while driving in the fast lane. This behavior is frequently displayed by old men in hats and asian drivers. May also commonly be referred to as asshats and douchebags, interchangably.

Bryan, why were you late to your wedding?

I got stuck behind a road guardian on I-45.

by guardianhater August 10, 2009

Logging Road

A Reverse Treasure Trail, Leading down a guys back to his hairy butt crack

Brad is a hairy dude, and hes got a mean logging road going on...

by tdot44 June 23, 2010

Road-Rave

you & your ppl are in the car blasting & moving to the music when u pull up next to a car full of chillers, both crews look @ each other, roll down their windows & start breaking it down

Yo we were on Flatbush ave when some dudes in a camry pulled up next to us & we were road-raving with them until the light changed - Road-Rave

by JERZZeee December 20, 2010