A person with absolutely no real life or work experience who thinks that they are better and smarter than everyone. They claim to be smarter than everyone in the room but they are actually mind numbingly stupid.
by CapnShea March 04, 2016
Emotional ih-moh-shuh-nl; adj. from Latin emovere
Retard rtärd; n. from Latin retardāre
1. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
2. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.
Retard rtärd; n. from Latin retardāre
1. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
2. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.
1. Person who asks his girlfriend to come to Vienna with him for a week-end, but when it turns out there is only one affordable ticket left gets it for himself and goes on his own.
2. Person who, when his girlfriend is being very generous and says she forgives him because she wants him to have a nice trip eventhough he ditched her, accuses her of being dramatic. (Girlfriend hopes he chokes on his cosy hot Vienna Chocolate, but keeps her calm because she is not an emotional retard.
2. Person who, when his girlfriend is being very generous and says she forgives him because she wants him to have a nice trip eventhough he ditched her, accuses her of being dramatic. (Girlfriend hopes he chokes on his cosy hot Vienna Chocolate, but keeps her calm because she is not an emotional retard.
by Karina Stuck-in-Belgrade February 16, 2012
This totally lame dude at the next restaurant booth was talking so loudly about how well he expected his date to go. I was getting the retarded tinglies.
by Ben Timberlake January 28, 2006
A person who is obviously weird, strange, and does retard-like things, but is a fully functional human being, or whatever species they are. Usually they are assholes, but they're usually enjoyable and funny.
Example 1)
*Gonzo screams "Dick Waterfall" in the middle of an instructional period*
Jessica: What is wrong with that man
Amber: I don't know, but he must be a pretty functional kind of retard.
Example 2)
*Actual disabled child walks by*
Jessica: He's probably not a very functional retard
Amber: Dude, that's my brother.
*Gonzo screams "Dick Waterfall" in the middle of an instructional period*
Jessica: What is wrong with that man
Amber: I don't know, but he must be a pretty functional kind of retard.
Example 2)
*Actual disabled child walks by*
Jessica: He's probably not a very functional retard
Amber: Dude, that's my brother.
by ThatFuckWad December 05, 2014
This is when someone is not able to comprehend what's going on in a movie and tends to annoy the few people that actually pay attention.
Person 1: What's going on right now?
Person 2: He needs to steal money to pay his bills
Person 1: Oh....
Two seconds later....
Person 1: What's happening now?
Person 2: AHHHHH you're so movie retarded!!!
Person 2: He needs to steal money to pay his bills
Person 1: Oh....
Two seconds later....
Person 1: What's happening now?
Person 2: AHHHHH you're so movie retarded!!!
by TZCHAZZ&FlakeWonder January 26, 2011
1.Sexual intercourse between two idiots (female,male/male,male/femal,female) or sexual intercourse between two infact retarded people.
2.When some one cant tell a mouth from a vagina
2.When some one cant tell a mouth from a vagina
1.yo, i was watching retard sex last night, and i saw yo moma gettn dun with a helmet on.
2. *muffled* yo, dis ain't yo mouth.
2. *muffled* yo, dis ain't yo mouth.
by andrew samule satchworth December 02, 2006
One of those losers who walk around with their pants around their knees, or holding their pants with one hand between their knees and where they shoud be, forcing them to waddle like a penguin. Usually THINKS he is a tough gangsta.
by Nerd havin a great time watchin these idiots April 02, 2007