The act of a male positioning ones self over a females head, such that his asshole is over her mouth and his penis is bent back along her nose, while each testicle rests on the females eye sockets. At which point the male proceeds to take a shit on her face.
I wanted to do something very special for Cindy on Valentines day, give her a gift she would never forget, so I lit some candles and gave her East Indian Camel-Riding Goggles. She'll never forget that shit.
by analBunny November 24, 2010
Get the east indian camel-riding goggles mug.A person who is feeling or who will be in an immense amount of pain. A somatic sensation of acute discomfort.
-Hey dude I just heard that Clay put Icy Hot on his ball sac, he's gonna be riding the pain train in a few minutes.
-Haha what a dumbass.
-Haha what a dumbass.
by C-Russ67 April 29, 2010
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When you wake up and go to work / school despite the fact that you're still shit cocked from the night before.
Listen man, I can't hear the lecture over that porn so if you could please turn it off and go use some listerine I would really appreciate it.
Be easy broseph, I'm riding hot.
Be easy broseph, I'm riding hot.
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Get the dirt riding mug.Located in lower Fairfield County, Redding is a town of sophistication, wealth, and people who are better than you are. A place where it is not unusual to see a pair of Nantucket red pants with whales on it paired with topsiders and a pastel Lacoste, a place where collars are undoubtedly turned upwards in the direction of their wearer’s nose, a place where the words “yacht” and “summer” are used mostly as verbs and a “crew” isn’t a bunch of black people standing on the corner. Excelling in sports such as soccer and basketball. People from Redding enjoy the finer things in life; when they’re not yachting to their summer residence on block, playing squash at their club on Nantucket or clubbing in nearby New York City, they’re undoubtedly enjoying a relaxing sunset in the Hamptons, teeing off at Pebble beach or “becoming cultured” in Europe. Known predominantly for their famous reputation for a notorious partying lifestyle, Joel Barlow High School boosts one of the highest college acceptance percentages and mean standardized test scores. Joel Barlow High School students are bread to attend prestigious universities, to match the success and prosperity of their predecessors, and to live up to the lofty expectations of their blue-blooded peers.
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Are those kids getting shit-faced on their fathers' Yachts? They must be from Redding."
Redding Resident: "America still makes cars?"
under-privlaged child "You must be from Redding."
Redding Resident: "America still makes cars?"
under-privlaged child "You must be from Redding."
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Get the Redding mug.To be "riding the train" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.
On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.
Related: To be on the train / To be on the desperation train / To be on the train of despair.
On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.
Related: To be on the train / To be on the desperation train / To be on the train of despair.
- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm riding the train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
- I'm riding the train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
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