the real teabag

After you have left your girlfriend with a gaping asshole you pee into it and then put a teabag in to make a brew. You then proceed to dip your balls in this concoction, in essence teabagging them, and then suck the mixture out and split it between you both by spitting some of the mixture into her mouth and both swallowing

“Hey bro did you have a nice time with Jessica last night?”
“Yea bro i teabagged her”
“Teabagged? You mean that dumb gaming shit?”
“No but we did the real teabag, not that gaming shit”
“Ahhh I get you she’s a lucky girl”

by H0GG1N8OR January 28, 2020

Real Spiderman

When having sex with a girl from behind, slowly push her up against a wall so she is vertical while you are tapping that. Then, quickly and without warning, pull out, put it in her butt and see how far up the wall she can climb. Bonus points if she reaches the roof

I was having sex with Sharon last night and if got a new Real Spiderman record

by Kinloch Beta House August 20, 2013

Real Choppers

the truth, honestly or forreal

person 1: that girl right there bomb! but she got sumthin.

person 2: real talk?

person 3: real choppers.

by likeeduhh! May 3, 2008

A Real Stabler

A person/thing that is stubborn, narcissistic, arrogant son of a bitch but you love it no matter what

That guy is a real stabler

by parsidot June 2, 2018

Ciudad Real

City in Spain, usually known for being the city where Jordi el Nino Polla was born, is the best city to live in Spain due to its tranquility and conection to Madrid.

Ciudad Real enamora.

by YoungWildBoar February 11, 2020

becoming real

Moving from a general concept to the inescapably specific.

Seeing a face he knew on the front page of The Times, the first nurse in New York to die of the virus, it was becoming real, no longer a statistic, and other faces would follow.

by Monkey's Dad March 27, 2020

real stoner

Someone who smokes dank cannabis multiple times a day. They typically take bong rips (br's) or dabs. And to be even more of a real stoner they tend to hangout and smoke with groups of people, small or big.

Damn, that guy must be a real stoner, he smokes almost all day long.

by Btap December 20, 2016