Real Spiderman

When having sex with a girl from behind, slowly push her up against a wall so she is vertical while you are tapping that. Then, quickly and without warning, pull out, put it in her butt and see how far up the wall she can climb. Bonus points if she reaches the roof

I was having sex with Sharon last night and if got a new Real Spiderman record

by Kinloch Beta House August 20, 2013

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insta-real

when something gets instantly real; an awakening

He called me a bitch and shit got insta-real girl! Ya heard?

by MissMadee June 15, 2011

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eating real

When you and the boys get set a fat peng meal for you all to enjoy.

Look at my pizza,boys we are eating real.

by Linknbill July 22, 2017

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Real Paprika

The Real Paprika is the god of the Paprika religion. The Real Paprika is the man who will lead us to the Paprika Heaven.

The Real Paprika is watching us kids!

by Paprika?! March 3, 2019

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The Real Adam

Overall a pretty cool guy. The Real Adam is Adam is funny confident, loud, a high achiever, boring and quirky. He’s super friendly and approachable and is often mistaken for a teddy bear dues to his beard. He is also true to himself, creative and kind natured. He is a lad, a quirky legend and an overall good bloke on the whole. Modest, considerate of others and not pushy, but can allow people to push him around. He is your friendly neighbourhood nerd.

The Real Adam, That person's name is Adam.

by Not The Real Taylosaurus August 30, 2018

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