Redneck Fungus
Redneck Fungus by Turd Chaser January 14, 2008
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Dana's razor was rusty and she didn't have hot wax so she busted out the ol' duck tape for a redneck brazilian to clean up "down there" before her hot date with Mike.
redneck brazilian by Geewiz89 April 22, 2011
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Redneck Apparatus
A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.
"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."
"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"
"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"
Redneck Apparatus by Force434 November 5, 2006
Redneck Math Logic
The cognitive process in which an individual of lesser intelligence (often residing in the southern United States of America), pieces together two unrelated or otherwise illogical statements into a "Redneck Logic" equation.
Often leaves those who overhear it confused and questioning the validity of the statement. However, as dictated by Redneck Law, the statement is required to make sense, however little, and must be deliberately obscure to fool the "uneducated masses".
Some, if not all Republicans follow Redneck Math Logic.
Often leaves those who overhear it confused and questioning the validity of the statement. However, as dictated by Redneck Law, the statement is required to make sense, however little, and must be deliberately obscure to fool the "uneducated masses".
Some, if not all Republicans follow Redneck Math Logic.
Tucker: Hey man, who are you?
Cletus: If I ain't you, you ain't me. I am me though.
Tucker: Stop it with your goddamn fancy Redneck Math Logic. You know I ain't got no schoolin'.
Cletus: If I ain't you, you ain't me. I am me though.
Tucker: Stop it with your goddamn fancy Redneck Math Logic. You know I ain't got no schoolin'.
Redneck Math Logic by Silthers May 18, 2012
redneck bubbler
When a person takes a drink straight from a bathroom or utility sink, due to a lack of access to clean water or drinking glasses, usually because of drunkenness, or pure laziness, thus turning the facet into a bubbler (drinking fountain). Prominent among apathetic college students.
Trashed College Student #1: Dude man, dude, I don't feel so good. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Trashed College Student #2: It's cool dude, you just need to get some water in you.
Trashed College Student #1: Yeah, but we don't know the guys who own this house, and this is a shady-ass basement
Trashed College Student #2: Well, look in that utility closet in the corner, there might be a redneck bubbler in there.
Trashed College Student #2: It's cool dude, you just need to get some water in you.
Trashed College Student #1: Yeah, but we don't know the guys who own this house, and this is a shady-ass basement
Trashed College Student #2: Well, look in that utility closet in the corner, there might be a redneck bubbler in there.
redneck bubbler by Local Dumbass December 31, 2009
Redneck Society
A society in which southern citizens who act in a foolish, country manner, join together in a congregation and do things of a country or hick-like fashion. It is much like the society of rednecks hence the term "Redneck Society."
Redneck Society by Krazy Kats April 13, 2011
Redneck Screwdriver
A mixed drink that is a variation of the classic screwdriver. The Redneck screwdriver is 1 part moonshine and 2 parts sunny delight.
More commonly though, the redneck screwdriver uses bottom shelf vodka, since moonshine is hard to find.
More commonly though, the redneck screwdriver uses bottom shelf vodka, since moonshine is hard to find.
"Whadda ya'll drankin"
"Li'l shine, and li'l sunny-dee"
"Sweet damn! Mix me up one of d'em Redneck Screwdrivers too gad dangit, I'm parched."
"Li'l shine, and li'l sunny-dee"
"Sweet damn! Mix me up one of d'em Redneck Screwdrivers too gad dangit, I'm parched."
Redneck Screwdriver by speeditdown May 17, 2013