Exit Pursued By A Bear

When you're having sex with a fat, burly, hairy gay man, and he informs you that he has AIDS.

David: Oh my gawwwd! This is the best sex I've ever had!!!

Bear: Mmmmm, oh by the way, I was just diagnosed with HIV.

David: What?! You know I only go bareback!!!

Bear: Don't you mean "bearback"? (chuckles)

David: Fuck you, man!

(David removes the bear's cock from his ass and quickly puts his clothes back on)

Bear: No, wait! Cum back! (aside) Tee-hee.

(Exit pursued by a bear)

by Baby Got Bareback November 23, 2009

purpleing

act of mateing, makeing out, or cuddleing in a open public place, like a frisbee field for example.

the only people on the team that arn't purpleing are Brett and Francis because eveyone fears them!!!

We don't practice, we purple!
- WASTE OF LIFE

by KWAP June 19, 2006

purker

PURKER: means cute, beautiful, hott, sexy, gorgeous bangalangin

EX: Jennifer your so purker!

by DOUG.E FRESH February 26, 2008

Purge the gooch

This is where you press with one or two fingers between the asshole and the ball sack to clear out the urine stuck in the "gooch trap".

AJ: Dude, I get piss that drips out after I shake and dance.
Kory: You've gotta purge the gooch.
AJ: That's right! No matter how much you shake and dance the last few drops will hit your pants unless you purge the gooch!
Kory: Exactly.

by packerfan3001 September 3, 2010

Purble Place

Purble Place is a suite of three computer games for children.Developed by Oberon Games for Microsoft, it was publicly introduced in Windows Vista build 5219,and was included in Windows 7.

#Purble Place

by Daniel7689 November 19, 2016

Purr Queen Slay

literally the same as slay but it is very extra to make sure you know how much you're slaying

Omg, you got the job. Purr queen slay.

by anon123456slay April 20, 2022

Album Purist

Someone who listens to entire albums instead of just a few songs here and there. Person who follows albumism. Also albumer or albumist. Opposite of songer or songist.

Some album purist was aching me for buying a few songs off of iTunes.

by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006