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Doing the pumpkins

The act, first demonstrated by colonists arriving in 1620 to the New England region, involved the stuffing of the pulp and seeds, found in pumpkins, into both the vaginal canal and rectum of women to block evil spirits thought to attack a woman's womb, beginning on the night of October 28th.

After a fortnight, children were assigned to a woman of the village and would slowly begin to remove bits of the pulp and seeds, little by little, from both her rectum and vaginal canal. Upon the child removing all of the pumpkin pulp from both cavities, which was a rather tedious, but, overall, engaging event for the whole onlooking village, they'd yell out the emphatic line in their triumph.

'Thou holes may be foul and rich in ferment, but no evil spirit shall have my newly claimed festive bit of nourishment! Whether sweet or sour, if it takes me more than an hour, no seeds there shall be, as you can now see, two gaping holes abound, we can now share in glee, feast we will on the plunder, evil spirits have met their thunder.'

So, 'doing the pumpkins' referred to a lovely gathering and seasonal time of fellowship, the first known reference of a DP, a rather ironic deviance from traditional Puritan values of chastity, loyalty, and resisting temptations of the flesh, as well as the embracing of food fetishes and butt play.
In one month's time, we will be once again 'doing the pumpkins' and having such a joyous time together as we ban the evil spirits with each little pulp string and seed we find, no matter how deep or rank. Autumn is here!

When I'm doing my pumpkins, I wonder if it's the lady Catherine Hawthorne that I'll get to double stuff. She won the Scarlet Number pageant this year. I heard that her parts will make a pumpkin meal especially putrid and easy to remove. What is gone in longer searching, becomes a rich, liquid gold, with the aroma of stale muskox urine.
by ChileanSeaBass2023 October 13, 2023
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Carve your pumpkin

Fucking someone’s girl so much that their vagina literally looks like it’s been carved.
by Doseofshadi October 22, 2017
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Pumpkiner

A person who eats a lot of pumpkin or pumpkin flavored foods.
Well Tom sure is a real pumpkiner this time of year
by Romanpumpkin November 6, 2022
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Pumpkin Jerk

I'm about to go pumpkin jerk to get blue ribbon pumpkins this year.
by Harry cacus June 11, 2019
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Pumpkin Poppy Cool Dude

The biggest recognition in this world. People do crazy things to achieve it.
"Hey if I survive this fall from the planr without a parachute I will be the Pumpkin Poppy Cool Dude" - xy

"Ok so if I win the Russian Roulette we both can agree that I will be the Pumpkin Poppy Cool Dude"
by X-T UN May 4, 2022
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Pumpkin Spice Latte Wasted

Used during the holidays. Used when someone is beyond White Girl Wasted.
(At a Christmas Party) "Hey look at Felicia naked with the tinsel hanging from her nipples"

" She is totally Pumpkin spice latte wasted."
by Bear666 December 24, 2014
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Pumpkin

Slang term used by auto mechanics to refer to an automobile's axle differential.
The pumpkin is making noise. It may be time to replace the bearings
by anonymous October 28, 2021
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