Premature Epackulation

A disease that plagues millions of FIFA Ultimate Team players each year. Relates to opening FIFA Ultimate Team packs prematurely prior to an upcoming promo.

Twitch user: "Zwe you should save those cracked packs for Ultimate TOTS." Zwebackhd: "Sorry bro but I suffer from premature epackulation, so it is physically impossible to save these packs for more 15 minutes or else I will combust."

by gmenrock May 21, 2022

Praman

A person who loves a person who loves the moon

How do i tell her that I’m praman

by Praman June 3, 2022

Premature Invitulation

When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.

"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."

"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas. Wifey said no."

by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022

pomario

this is a term to describe emo people

person1: is she ok

person2: No shes just a pomario

by ilovebigboobies6969696 October 20, 2022

Pomario

A term to describe emo people that sit at the back of the class listening to emo music

Person1: is she ok

person2: Don't worry she is just a Pomario

by ilovebigboobies6969696 October 20, 2022

premature hehejaculation

A medical condition.

People suffering from this condition start laughing before the completing a joke.

Johny has a good stock of jokes and funny anecdotes to tell, but he suffers from premature hehejaculation.

by KulMan October 23, 2022

Premarital Deepcleansing

When two religiously devoted cupcakke enthusiasts refuse to airhump each other any longer and aggressively sing"Squidwards Nose" while riding a splinter-filled plastic apparatus when huerny.

Bob: Jeffy Kins, we need to have a Premarital Deepcleansing. I am getting tired of watching that old lady ride squidwards nose in this deepthroat circus at 5am.
Jeff: Tf is wrong with you? let me finish airhumping at least.

by Whitty Corn Nobbler November 5, 2022