Pre-Game Purgatory

When you pre-game to go to the bars, but everyone gets so intoxicated at the pre-game you can’t get everyone out the door.

“Were the bars busy last night?”

“I don’t know man, I got stuck in pre-game purgatory when I went to Chad’s.”

by JBeez__ April 14, 2020

pre-cereal milk

the horrific sin of putting the milk in the bowl before the cereal. Only the most disgusting people do this.

Person A: Dude why'd you just kill that guy?!
Person B: He was a fan of pre-cereal milk.
Person A: Oh ok, it's all good then.

by GGamer65 June 2, 2020

Pre-Tilt

Being mad, tilted, before doing something

“Yeah I’ll come over just know I’m pre-tilted”

by Advodbrodbosbe August 19, 2020

Pre-teen

Kids who very commonly think they’re #cOoLtEeNz! I personally am not like this, but the majority are. I guess I’m “not like other girls“. I’m gonna go be redditor bait now.

“Look at those pre-teens! Just idiots who think they’re too old to trick-or-treat!“

by broiledeggs November 1, 2020

Pre-Snack

The snack you obtain before getting totally zooted.

Hey bro let’s pre-snack before we smoke ouid 🍃💨

by OBird November 5, 2020

Pre Nut Nonsense

The opposite of post nut clarity.

The mindset and subsequent actions of a man relentlessly pursuing sexual gratification.

Girl 1: He told me he loved me last night, but it was just pre nut nonsense
Girl 2: Guys really will say anything to get laid

by mvwisco December 4, 2020

pre-tip

To pre-tip the wait staff before service in order to receive better service or a better seat in the restaurant

Watch James pre-tip the wait staff, he always gets the best seat in the house.

by ThirdB February 11, 2021