Alabama Waffle Pockle

A sexual position where you ride your uncles dick like a helicopter, and then shit blood on his face because it’s your first time. You then hit the pile of shit with a tennis racket making it look like a waffle.

UNCLE: Hey girl, you want to do an Alabama waffle Pockle?

Her: YES UNCLE STEVE

by Nick_Kerr69 May 24, 2022

patches go on pockets

simple rule fashion rule patch makers came up with in the 80s. Like when in doubt do this. type of saying

A - damn i don know where to put these embroidered patches

B - you know what they, say patches go on pockets!

by macka lacaka April 27, 2023

I got canada in my pocket

A fancy way of saying you're broke (Quoted from popular Canadian song taught in Canadian elementary schools) "A penny and a nickel and a quarter and a dime mean a lot to you and me..."

Bill: Hey Adrian! you owe me money!
Adrian: I got canada in my pocket bro
Bill: Lmao K

by Koshka2 July 12, 2019

pocketpool

masturbation with you hand in your pocket
(wankin off with you pants on)

God Dammit, stop playin pocketpool, and do it like a normal person

by Don Faith June 11, 2006

pocket pash

When two pocket linings protrude from their pocket holes and rub together, creating a "pash" between the two pocket linings.

Person One: Hey wanna pocket pash?
Person Two: *pulls out pocket lining*
Person One: *pulls out pocket lining also and pockets meet*
Random On-Looker - AW SICK! YOUR POCKET PASHING!

by BYH August 23, 2006

pocket poor

Describes someone who, regardless of having a lot of money in the bank, never seems to have any cash on hand.

I went to the bar with my buddy to celebrate his IPO, but had to buy the drinks because as usual he was pocket poor.

by T Moto August 21, 2007

pocket method

It is the act of putting your hand in your pocket to simply, smoothly scratch your testes.

Ayo! I was in class today and my balls' itched so I used the pocket method so nobody would notice.

by Mr. JoHN KnoxXx May 5, 2007