noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner’s cavity (Be it vagina or anus).
The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).
Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Variations of this act also include using the ranch dressing of your chicken wings dinner as lube. But this is seen as sacrilegious by purists.
The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).
Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Variations of this act also include using the ranch dressing of your chicken wings dinner as lube. But this is seen as sacrilegious by purists.
Sam: "Yo, Alex! That French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak "
Alex: "Why?! "
Sam: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her "
Alex: "Neat, dude!... did you ranch it up too? "
Sam: "What do you think I am, an animal?"
Alex: "Why?! "
Sam: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her "
Alex: "Neat, dude!... did you ranch it up too? "
Sam: "What do you think I am, an animal?"
by Krakaphoon February 03, 2018
To finish the job you started.
When Donny realized he wouldn't see Paris for a while he felt bad for pulling out. It was then he decided to re enter Paris and finish the job.
by Gregaroidson. July 27, 2017
Wonderful person has a bad side to him, so don’t get in his nerves but if you really get to know him, he’ll open up and you’ll find he has a soft side too
by 0NeB1GMem3 December 25, 2019
Wonderful person has a bad side to him, so don’t get in his nerves but if you really get to know him, he’ll open up and you’ll find he has a soft side too
by 0NeB1GMem3 December 25, 2019
Kanye song about a certain race in a certain place about a particular thing that happened in this peculiar thing
Black guy: YOOO Kanye just dropped
White dude: Ni*** in Paris is fire!1!
Black guy: *beats up white dude*
White dude: Ni*** in Paris is fire!1!
Black guy: *beats up white dude*
by Slapfish1 December 14, 2023
A trap! look out! This male/female (I can't tell the difference) is actually one of the best people in the world and should totally win a Grammy Award for his superiority to all of his friends.
Paris Valdez is my super idol! :D
by PariParu PV April 20, 2022
(2am) Paris is good ...
by insta influencer July 08, 2021