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war plans

the plans a fascist government officials make in an illegal chat and invite a journalist to like a bunch of incompetent fucking assholes.
Pete Hegseth says "no war plans" where revealed in Signal chat.
by hagsix March 27, 2025
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plan B

Is other women that a dude has when he feels like the main one he wants is going to reject him.
Person 1: how are you and that one girl you wanted

Person 2: she rejected me so im on plan B.

Person 1: always best to keep a spare but im sorry to here that.

Person 2: its all good now I can show the other girl some attention sense that girl wasted my time.
by MR. RELATIONSHIP SAVER January 28, 2021
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Cooper’s diet plan

Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.
Cooper’s diet plan could cure obesity.
by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023
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Pretend-planning

Plans are made but only exist as mere ideas. These plans never take place. This does not mean that anyone disapproved of the plans; in fact, those involved usually have fun working through the planning process. However, usually, it is silently mutually understood that the plans are significantly more likely NOT to take place than to follow through.

Individuals that were involved in the initial planning usually stop committing after the excitement surrounding it has died down & reality has set in.
This is a tale-old occurrence that many of us will experience in our lives: the process of pretend-planning

Ex: The type of plans that you & your out-of-state boo make every other weekend, except they never follow through. The reality of the long distance between you 2 makes it difficult to commit.
While on their weekend hiking trip, their pretend-planning lead them to opt for brunch and bottomless mimosas instead of hitting the trails.
by MaggiesMind April 11, 2024
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Game Plan

Your plan on how to achieve success.

Mostly the plan on how to get money.
A: How do you plan on making money?
B: Dont worry I got a game plan.
by Don Francis Corleone June 28, 2019
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Plan Freeze

Indecisive. Unable to make a decision. Paralyzed by planning.
Hannah - “Okay so we’re going to the beach, at 9 am, maybe 10 am, I’ll drive, we’ll drive, drive the truck, your mom’s truck, so no bike, well yes bike, no bike with a lap top, do your therapy, at your mom’s house, bike down, join us, too hot, you paid for it, enjoy it, get it, great job, plan done.”

Emory - ***inside thought - PLAN PARALYSIS***

Hannah - “Are you alright?”

Emily - “I’ve got plan paralysis.”

Hannah - “What’s that?”

Rory - “Plan Freeze means she can’t make a decision.”
by TheBenAflack July 20, 2022
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Plan

There is no plan. Jordan said to wing it and now I'm winging it.
Hym "And winging it involves A LOT more brainz fluid than I would have though! I didn't plan for any of that. But next time I'll try to do it with, like, 50% less brainz fluid... And maybe ad some Hispanic chicks to the mix. We'll do it right next time."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
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