Philly Toxic Waste

Putting a Philadelphia cheesesteak inside your partners vagina and then putting in cheese wiz. You then proceed to mix your dick. It provided a nice stew you feast on afterward.

I totally gave her a Philly Toxic Waste.

by 69coolkids November 30, 2017

Philly Nice

The term of endearment for Philadelphians' bluntness and perceived rudeness. We're not trying to be mean, it just comes off that way, because we care more about telling it how it is than beating around the bush. This isn't the South, just say what you mean the first time around and move on.

"Why did that cashier have to be so rude?"
"She wasn't rude, she was just being 'Philly Nice.' It's not her fault you can't count money."

by carcomptoy July 5, 2018

Will Phillips

v. To ruin something before it's run its course
v. To blow your wad prematurely
n. Troll killer, party ruiner

"We were trolling in epic fashion until he Will Phillipsed us."

"That guy? Na, he's a real Will Phillips."

"Don't you Will Phillips this for the rest of us!"

by raleighood March 30, 2013

Bobuk defensive football philosophy

Tell him the basis of my defensive philosophy is if he can’t tackle the fucking dive then we’re playing strictly offense and we’re just gonna outscore the opponent

Did you hear the bobuk defensive football philosophy it’s pretty good... yeah man I don’t get why more nfl teams don’t use it

by Easy Muther fuckin E May 19, 2020

Philosopher

The kind of person that looks at the world in a way that very few people can. This person looks at all the angles of any given situation and judges dispassionatly. This person is never understood, mainly because they think about things that could potentialy break the spirit of those around them. Many people do not like the philosopher. Always trying to find people to prove them wrong. Some people get rubbed the wrong way. But in reality they are just trying to find that person that can show them up mentally. This allows them to think more on a subject and improve there own understanding of something that they are curious about. In a constant state of learning. Always willing to listen. They love a challange and loath the simpleton. To be a philosopher is to carry the burden of the mistakes of the world. To sink under that burden that can never be cast away. But they do this willingly. They do this with love. They do this for you. Somebody has to question the things that nobody wants to question. So they do. They advance in practicality. Cold blooded at times but true. So next time you meet somebody that fits that description. Do not look at them with annoyance. Shake that persons hand. Have a deep conversation with them. Challange them. Challange yourself. You might not like what you hear but remember this. I promise you that the philosopher does not like what comes out of his mouth any more than you do.

Nietzche Aristotle Ted Kazinsky Free Thinker Nihilist philosopher

by young&dum May 22, 2011

Philadelphia Orchestra

Once a great orchestra, now members and subscribers leaving like rats running from a sinking ship. The orchestra has suffered for a few decades with "Wernick-ites" (translation: endless horrible orchestral commission to make anyone with taste just vomit), and any attempt to reclaim these subscribers will never happen. No recording contracts, no radio broadcasts, a tragic loser now in its final stage of existence.

"I went to the Philadelphia Orchestra concert last night and it was like a beginners music appreciation event. I plan to give up my subscription immediately. Luckily there was none of that dreadful new music from those academic freaks and nerds who call themselves composers".

by Richard Wornout December 15, 2010

Philza Minecraft

God, creator of Minecraft and all who follow it

he strides across the battlefeild so gracefully.

Dear Lord, must i express my love for the immaculate and globally revered Philza Minecraft, he strides across the battlefield in such an ethereal manner, the mere gaze upon such action is enough to astound me, oh philza, phil. what are your thoughts

by Ultrasheeplord July 3, 2021