When you crumble Oreo Cookies up and snort it like it's crack to then drink Organic Nido's Powdered Milk
'Hey you wanna do an Oreo before we head out to go Sky Diving'
'The sugar rush would have us seeing stars from jupiter but why the fuck not'
'The sugar rush would have us seeing stars from jupiter but why the fuck not'
by Positively Energized November 30, 2017

by Sun-in and some parchute pants December 15, 2022

It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”
Me: cheer up
Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.
Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.
Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
by madscatraz November 22, 2017

Much like the "Oreo," which is a woman with two black men; a Golden Oreo is a woman with two Asian men.
by oreo24961 September 7, 2022

by Freedom of speech August 14, 2019

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 September 5, 2023
