i could make a joke right now

When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.

Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*

Reg: "I could make a joke right now."

by lemonpopeanuts March 27, 2023

totally bored right now

You know I am too. BORED. but if you think you aren't bored and you are just curious to find out what's in the dictionary, you must be REALLY FLIPPING BORED!

Jenny: I'm curious what is in here!
Bob: sorry you're totally bored right now
Jenney: HUH?!

by im so craycray March 29, 2021

day-now

A hyphenated word that employs the statement "Any day now," into a condensed expression.

With an impatient line of credit-card paying customers behind her, Sue Ellen fumbled for exact cash and change. The rude cashier rolled his eyes, snapped his fingers and exclaimed "Day-now, day-now... any day now!"

by Austin Smothers April 29, 2010

Now Wave

The bastard child of No Wave, raised on blown-out amps, rusted distortion pedals, and YouTube rips of forgotten noise rock demos. Think modern no wave guitar skronk, noise rock tantrums, industrial clangs, and just enough rhythm to keep the basement mosh pit from collapsing into complete chaos.

"This band is straight up Now Wave, now you will hear us rumble your balls"

by ZaGlitch100 September 5, 2025

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6> Katiuska RObles Is Now able To Interpersonally Communicate With <.ANgel Jose Robles>Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<Messenger Add Oak>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

Who Can It Be Now?

Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right
All I wish is to be alone
Stay away, don't you invade my home
Best off if you hang outside
Don't come in, I'll only run and hide

Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?

Who can it be knocking at my door?
Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor
If he hears, he'll knock all day
I'll be trapped, and here I'll have to stay
I've done no harm, I keep to myself
There's nothing wrong with my state of mental health
I like it here with my childhood friend
Here they come, those feelings again

Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?

Is it the man come to take me away?
Why do they follow me?
It's not the future that I can see
It's just my fantasy

Yeah

Who? Who? Who?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?

Oh, oh, oh
Who can it be now?
Oh we oh
Who can it, who can it
Oh, who can it be now?
Oh, we, oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah

by Death Menace July 26, 2023