Prettykin diet

The infamous super-restrictive food-choice regimen that supposedly increases the chance that (1) your currently-existing relatives ("kin") will seem better-looking to you than they did before, and (2) you'll produce more attractive offspring than you might have with just a "regular" diet.

The Prettykin Diet is of questionable value at best, especially considering that (A) you'll likely feel ravenously hungry all the time, (B) it often produces horrendous flatulence, and (C) the diet's original founder committed suicide (or maybe he just succumbed to sheer hunger??).

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

Leto diet

A diet invented by Jared Leto where your diet consist of only black angus

Omg he looks so skinny. It’s because he’s on a Leto diet and eats steak and ribs everyday

by Jarretttreat August 28, 2022

Diet Atheist

A person who regularly says “God” in phrases and expressions although not believing in God.

“Oh my God!” The diet atheist exclaimed in shock, not entirely believing in the concept of the immortal entity that may be above them but using the name to express their fright.

“Thank God!” whispered the diet atheism as they realized the deadline was a few weeks ahead and not a few days.

by WebRobynz December 4, 2022

Diet Cock

A cock or "penis" of smaller stature and of less worth.

"Wow, look at that guy's diet cock, how does anyone ever enjoy being with it?"

by MaxtheGreatest1337 January 21, 2017

Diet Pepsi Day

August 8th is the day that celebrates Diet Pepsi. It is my grandmother’s birthday and Diet Pepsi is the only thing she drinks. She gets withdrawal if she doesn’t have any.

“Todays August 8th”
“It’s Diet Pepsi Day”

by weirdo.ginger September 29, 2022

North Poleo Diet

A generally irreverent approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the North Pole ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.

The North Poleo Diet helped Mr Claus gain 30lbs.

Egg Nog, Breakfast of the Champions of the Frozen Waste.

by johnpercivalhackworth December 9, 2022

Carbage diet

A diet in which you can eat all the carbs you want as long as you find them in the trash.

Hey, I saw you digging in the garbage at work. Are you poor?

Not poor, just trying this new carbage diet.

by cokemidget November 3, 2020