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birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.
Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014
mugGet the birth control buffersmug.

Can't Control Time

Can't Control Time is a general phrase people use who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their own faulty time management.
7:30 am
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time
by DarthFox January 31, 2017
mugGet the Can't Control Timemug.

Controller Zen

Controller zen is The script that runs on the device modifies your gun behaviour, for one it is a more heavily modified AIM bot and also corrects ALL the recoil of all your weapons meaning your AIM will be almost like a laser beam basically for losers who have no genuine skill in a game so they feel the need to cheat
Person 1: “yo bro i just got controller zen so we can play r6 together and not worry about those try hards”

Person 2: “Yeaaaa you’re a loser for using zen literally just get better then we wouldnt have such a issue lame ass
by Quantavious Bingle September 21, 2023
mugGet the Controller Zenmug.

birth control pants

These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.
Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021
mugGet the birth control pantsmug.

Back Seat Controlling

When someone keeps telling you what to do when you play Call of Duty.
Will keeps back seat controlling Nate while he's playing COD.
by COD playa December 12, 2011
mugGet the Back Seat Controllingmug.

Out of control

How people used to live before america was taken over by hypocritical communist sissy girls.
Wow, that's really out of control, I mean totally radical!
by MichaelBrown January 31, 2021
mugGet the Out of controlmug.

Internal locus of control

The problem with these types of people is that ignore the fact that there are 9 billion extrenal loci of control either working with or against you are all times.
Hym "Internal locus of control or no, it isn't incumbent on me to exist alongside a surveillance apparatus just so that you can feel better about the fact that there is nothing you can do to stop me from murdering your kids. You don't feel that you have to intervene, but you only have 2 options. I'm just not going to allow you to get away with it. I will punish non-intervention. Every day that passes makes the only recourse you have less effective. If you want to hold someone accountable, do it to the people who's job it is to do what you aren't willing to do. Otherwise, go fuck yourself retard. If you wait until you're on the other side of it, it will be to late. If you see what is happening to me, you will have just as much recourse as I do."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2024
mugGet the Internal locus of controlmug.

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