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what 8 year olds call people who disagree with them
YOU THINK TECHNO IS BETTER THEN DREAM??!@?@??@?!"@?!?@!@?@?!@?!?@!>?@ SIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by The salami guy January 27, 2021
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A male doormat. A simp is a man with such little self-worth that he basis his value on his ability to get laid and curry favour with women. Like the "nice guy", a simp is very Machiavellian and duplicitous in the sense that only act nice to get something in return. The two-faced nature of a simp's behaviour is completely transparent and everyone who isn't a simp can see them for the two-faced crawler that they are.

Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.

The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
by UDUser4820 November 26, 2020
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a dude that puts a lot of effort into a female but gets very little in return
thing 1 " dude Tim is such a simp!"
thing 2 "yeah he tries so hard but that {bitch} Emily doesn't care about him,".
by Linstanity628157 April 1, 2020
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by mahveenisasimp July 1, 2020
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Something that you do for a girl that you don't do for your homies
Person 1: why are you simping for this girl
Person 2: because i have no life
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A simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton. (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues a woman and puts her on a pedestal. In other words WolfzGaming4#6114on discord is a simp just an example
bro wolfz your a simp. ha fucking stupid simp
by FatherSwitch April 22, 2020
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Person 1: Man iDupes is such a simp for letting his GF send nudes to dudes on her OnlyFans
Person 2: Or you know...you can let him live his life?
Person 1: You are also quite the simp
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