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The Lazy Hobo

When you chloroform a woman and a homeless man; and, while they are sleeping, you stick the hobo's dick up her ass and jerk their bodies back and forth until ejaculation occurs.
"Hey Eric, let's find somebody to do the Lazy Hobo to!"
by Meoww. January 12, 2012
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Hobo Shower

The act of mother nature sprinkling her luscious juices on those damn dirty hobos, thus cleaning them to a sparkle.
I was going to go bone my girlfriend in an alleway, but now it's ruined. Damn hobo showers.

A hobo shower occurs in Washington State almost every day, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out!
by ItsHardyTime February 25, 2011
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hobo mealing

Jackin food and a drink from walmart then walking around the store until you are done then hiding it someplace. A free meal while you shop at walmart.
jacking food from walmart a free meal for those with a low consious hobo mealing is the new smoking
by jimbobjoe69 March 25, 2011
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Hobo Llama

THis one guy that I know is a hobo llama. This is for him.
by toxic rave panda October 12, 2011
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Bus Hobo

A person who's always on the bus that grabs stranger's breasts or groins.

Bus Hoboing: The act of grabbing a stranger's breasts or groins on the bus
'That dude so bus hoboed me today!!'

'I wanna bus hobo her!!'
by GRELLSUTCLIFFE November 3, 2011
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Hobo Glovin'

The act of wearing cloth fingerless gloves in public
"Ollie, I see you're Hobo Glovin' it today"

"Yeah, I figured I'd wear them today"
by Shadow the Hellspawn November 23, 2011
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Hobo

A verb, meaning to knock over or spill.
Don't hobo my drink!

Oh fuck, I've hoboed my Guinness all over my keyboard.
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