nipple mouse

The little mouse controller found on IBM Thinkpads and (at one time) certain Dell laptops. Usually located between the G, H, and B keys.

"What's the point of the nipple mouse anyway?"
"I guess they're running out of good ideas."

by Mister Squishy November 10, 2007

Nipplecake

1) A nipplecake is a stupid person/poser at life

Stop being a nipplecake.
If you were not such a nipplecake I would like you better.
I never want to see another nipplecake for the rest of my life.
Denny and Katie are nipplecakes.

by sdissy April 1, 2010

nipple parka

A dense ring of hair around the nipples that is so thick that it insulates the nipples and raises overall body temperature. Nipple parkas work up to -40 degrees Celcius.

James has such a nipple parka, his tits look like an eskimo.

by GrenadineGang August 28, 2010

Nipplection

When the nipples on either a man or woman become hard and erect. Specific erection of the female nipple is known as essection.

Look at her! She has got some serious nipplection going on.

by Talvin September 25, 2005

nipple gripple

the action of twisting someones nipples in an effort to cause pain.
the attacker will usually shout "nipple gripple"

hey bob... NIPPLE GRIPPLE. ha ha

by george of the jungle June 18, 2004

Nipple Water

When we are in the shower with your girlfriend and you are sucking on her nipples and you get a mouth full of water.

I was in the shower and got a mouthful of nipple water.

by scottyontop September 20, 2010

shoulder nipple

n: the small bumps that form on top of the shoulders of shirts (typically men's, but not exclusively) after they have been hung on clothes hangers.

"I wanted t wear this shirt today, but when I took it out of the closet it had shoulder nipples on it."

by Evan Jewett August 26, 2006