You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by April 09, 2023

This man needs an Oscar!

a comment often said by femboys who are looking to bang others. the "man" being the person the femboy wants to bang and "oscar" being slang in the femboy community for wanting to bang someone.

This man needs an Oscar!

by CombatWombat616 November 06, 2023

I Need A Bug!

I need some food!!!

I Need A Bug!: Crim be a good kitchen bitch and get me a damn bug.

by I Need A Bug! September 26, 2021

need any?

Typical drug dealer slang for "do you need any weed?"

Yo you need any?
Nah I just picked up some bud earlier.

by Toaster Doodle November 03, 2015

Need everything in sex at 0.30

0.30 meaning I need everything and dirty in sex.... I cover all the holes .... It's passionate and pervertive deepthroat,anal,vaginal swallow,hair pulling, hickies, voyuer,outdoor,wild

Need everything in sex at 0.30 is my boyfriend demands everyday

by I am a kangaroo May 19, 2025

U need therapy

A term used by your friends to tell you to go to a mental facility. If someone said this to you, I would recommend going.

1-ur mom
2-u need therapy

1-RAWR
2-get help

by no daddy December 22, 2021

THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE.

An automated message that notifies you about your message to some e-mail is delayed or fails. It used to appear on Gmail in mid-2010s, now it appears on Protonmail.

I don't know the purpose of using uppercase letters, like that's unprofessional.

THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE.
Delivery to the following recipient has been delayed: (email address)
Message will be retired for 2 more day(s)

by Shiine-1 September 02, 2022