Ass Muncher

Someone who tends to eat alot of ass in a violent manner.

Guy1: "where's johnny?"
Guy2: "probably eating ass"
Guy1: "what?"
Guy2: "johnny-he's an ass muncher don't you know?"
Johnny the ass muncher: *COMES OUT OF NOWHERE & SAYS "Well, you will soon" (then pulling down Guy1's pants and violently eats his ass and then eating Guy2's ass.

by Dick sucking coon January 2, 2017

Libcuzi Muncher

This extremely rare condition consists of having a massive forhead and a penis so scary looking you could win as a grammy nominated horror film about people’s reactions to this atrocity of a dick. This symptom will produce uncontrollable amounts of negativity to just overwhelm your soul with self doubt, mental clarity, suicidal thoughts, self sabotage feelings, anxiety and extreme life threatening depression. Not even a ray gun right to the mouth could fucking fix this condition. It hurts so bad to be around someone with this condition you will single handedly just want to get ran over repeatedly and feel every second of it. The only way to solve this rare disaster of a illness and person is to abandon them and make them suffer as much as possible. There are side affects of doing this. They can consist of the person finding your exact location and rapidly sucking you off as a form of punishment.

Libby sucked thus guy off for no reason because he was having one of his Libcuzi Muncher episodes. Shit was fucking crazy.

by Joeseph biden December 16, 2023

Slut Muncher

Same as hoe bag. Some annoying jerk face that needs to fuck off. Sleezy person who hits on sluts.

"Omg did you see Cory asking that stripper out? He's such a slut muncher."

by Daggers October 31, 2007

carpet muncher

Something people uner 12 should not know.

Timmy's mom: You should not know what is a carpet muncher timmy.
Timmy: Sorry but Thomas told me.

by Under12 March 12, 2017

Cunt Muncher

Equivalent to cock sucker

Your a real cunt muncher ya know that!!

by DeffKitten MamaCat November 30, 2019

Dumpster Muncher

Someone that eats food that should have probably been thrown away long ago.

A: "Hey, toss this in the garbage, its spoiled"
B: "What, nah, its got another 3-4 days on it"
A: "Dude, its got mold and slime on it"
B: "It's fine, it's fine. I'll eat it"
A: "Freaken dumpster muncher..."

by Simofie March 30, 2023

Pocket Muncher

A person whos in someone's pocket
(Paid off)

Congress is in Facebooks pocket what a bunch of Pocket Munchers.

by anonymous January 17, 2025