Griff Miles

a stinky goblin who loves to watch gay porn

you're such a Griff miles

by }{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{ May 8, 2024

Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

5 mile drag race

When a semi truck passes another, barely moving faster than the one being passed.

Sorry I'm going to be late, I'm stuck behind a 5 mile drag race.

by Lesking72 August 7, 2018

Fien mile

when you hit a blinker and run as fast as u can while timing it

Plug:Run a fien mile and I’ll give u 20 off this kart
Me: BETT

by shegotthatphatma March 31, 2024

Narragansett Mile

10 tequila shots immediately followed by a power hour. All must be completed by the end of the movie The Titanic.

“Did you hear the boys all ran the Narragansett Mile?” “Jesus, those kids are sick fucks”

“Yo, it’s lil Paul’s birthday on Saturday. Should we run the Narragansett Mile?”

by Bish6942069 October 9, 2020

Miles

A guy who makes up words on urban dictionary to help prove a point that doesn’t matter

This guy is such a miles all he does for a comeback is make up a word for his benifit

by Hiswisins gib if ubiquitously May 11, 2020

Miles

Miles is such a pretty ass girl she’s soo beautiful when you look in her eyes you fall in love with her immediately

Miles is cute

by BeanBunBoy November 21, 2021