5 mile drag race

When a semi truck passes another, barely moving faster than the one being passed.

Sorry I'm going to be late, I'm stuck behind a 5 mile drag race.

by Lesking72 August 7, 2018

Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

miles frazier

Biggest hot daddy in the world , plays soccer, #1 shrek daddy

Yo what’s up Big Daddy Miles Frazier

by Shrek6942042069 November 4, 2019

xi and miles

they are the CUTEST couple on the planet, nobody compares to them and you might find them saying cringe things to each other but you are still jealous of the undying love they have for eachother!

“Have you seen those two?”
“Yeah that’s Xi and Miles, they are literally the cutest!”

by Whathedlipdud January 11, 2024

miles clode

sexy beast

miles clode pulled 10000 bitches

by jake the god May 18, 2022

mile high guy

Similar to the mile high club. The mile high guy is a guy who masturbates on a plane

During his flight to Ohio, John became a mile high guy in the plane lavatory.

by Folsomdude March 19, 2021

Miles at the Bonfire

When someone is doubting your ability to succeed on any given task. I.e. when you're trying to start a fire at a bonfire and your friend insists that you'll never get it started or going.

Friend: "Dude we should just give up, we're never going to be able to find the huzz"
You: "C'mon man, you're being a real miles at the bonfire right now."

by ThanosWeavester October 8, 2025