Marley's Razor

The idea that one's admission to a greater offense is not conclusive evidence of the commission of a lesser offense.

Proposed by Kmele Foster and derived from Bob Marley's "I Shot the Sheriff," in which the narrator admits to shooting the sheriff, but not the deputy.

"I'm looking at the Trump administration's response to the criticism that they're overstating things or that the Iranian strike actually went badly, when it does in fact seem like one of those cases where Marley's Razor applies, and while they may lie with some great regularity, it might be the case that this time, they are more right than wrong, and that the strike was potentially a lot more effective than they thought." Kmele Foster on Tangle podcast, 6/29/25.

by Infinitecypher July 1, 2025

Megle

A small or little French servant that follows you around

You’ve gotta get a Megle, major time saver!

by Jackinmypeanits July 27, 2025

Marleen Ettema

someone with great style and a lot of drip.

"wow, I love her style. she's definitely a Marleen Ettema"

by eenhoornlola August 30, 2025

Marley

one of the most beautiful things in the world. a marley usually has blonde hair, is tall, and has the clearest skin ever. it will dazzle people with its beauty. if you havent met a marley yet, i pray for you. most people fall in love with marleys, but make sure u find the right marley because there are some weird marleys out there.

person 1: What's that?
person 2: That, my friend, is a marley. take the beauty in

by PseudonymPro January 14, 2026

gnarley marley

The act of taking a shit while smoking marijuana. Can also be the act of just smoking in a shitter. such as a porta jhon. One of the single greatest experiences life has to offer.

Dude theres alot of people around but a wanna smoke...screw it ill go in the john and take a gnarley marley.

by DocBoos March 7, 2011

Tobacco Medley

The floating remnants of a massive shit that include, but not limited to, lettuce, corn, red pepper skins, or any other leafy green that are left behind after flushing once and for some reason has a tobacco smell to it. Mostly found in office bathrooms where people rush in a shit.

Big Gary must have eaten all of those free mini breakfast burritos cause he punished the office toilet and left a Tobacco Medley. He's gotta look before flushing.

by German Suplex+1 February 16, 2012

Ross marley

Typical caveman style human. Still working out how to use a Nokia 3310.

He doesn't know where the power button is.. typical Ross Marley.

by johno8 September 15, 2016