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Josep Maria

A person with whom you can disappear from your reality for a moment and think of nothing else. Intelligent and insightful. Likes to spend time doing logarithms and dancing. He has a perfect ability to achieve what he sets out to do but has difficulty concentrating to watch movies. He tends to let herself be carried away by her emotions in a sincere and clear way. He is special and can establish a special connection with the so-called "Miquel" due to the excellent quality of their cuisine. Talking to him will always be a pleasure for others. He is, without a doubt, someone who will steal your heart.
He also has a big dick and a big booty.
Josep Maria, aquí no!
by czleuqim November 23, 2021
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Maria Paula

Maria Paula is a name of a good person and ais always a kinded soul.
She can be rude person and annoying but she can help.
They are always going to hit you and make your day better.
You always need her, she is always make you do the work even though make they feel welcome to the world.
Maria Paula herself.
They are normally short.
by anonymous February 9, 2023
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Maria

The one and only girl who will actually make you laugh.
i love Maria
by 4nt.art1ca_ January 2, 2024
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Maria

flat feet, but always the best one forward
Person A: omg why are they walking like that
Person B: oh it’s just a maria
by bigjim91837193858193 May 21, 2024
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Maria

An innocent loving girl, she will always love you and finds a hard time holding a grudge but she wants the best for everyone, she is incredibly funny and loves making others smile. You will often find her eating in class and bringing your energy up. You are extremely lucky if you have a Maria in your life
person 1: * sad *

Maria : do you want some chips? this class is so boring
by eugene :)) November 18, 2020
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maria

Hottest mommy alive, feeds you chicken broth pasta when you’re homeless
Maria was talking about gorillas all day in the car!
by submissiveandbreedablecreature December 20, 2022
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Maria

A Maria is usually the one best smart friend who gets bullied because she’s a shortie. But she can be a very smart person who loves anime. She can play any game but gets bored of it easily. She can try new things.
Friend 1: Hey where’s Maria?
Maria: I’m down here
Friend 1: oh sorry Maria didn’t see you there

Maria: I’m not that short bruh.
by KAMIDAUNICORN October 27, 2019
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