bashing the monkey

Taking "spanking the monkey" to the next level and having an angry wank; often resulting in an extremely sore penis.

"Hey, where's Keith?"
"I heard he is upset, so odds are he is probably bashing the monkey."

by KeithTheGospelRapper September 15, 2013

son of a monkey's uncle

an expression of frustration, anger, disappointment

"Son of a monkey's uncle! This tape wont work!"

by Rachel Clark August 18, 2006

porch monkey

A person who sits on the porch and watches the neighbors.

A small child that enjoys being on the porch.

And what can I get for you, little porch monkey? Oh its okay, I'm taking it back.

by Randall G June 11, 2006

phat monkey

a term use to desrcibe a woman with large pussy lips. pussy lips remind you of chimps lips. best viewed when she is bending over or laying flat on her stomach.

porn star Olivia O'Lovely. da chick got a "phat monkey"

by jugyy January 11, 2006

monkey man

A person who does drugs (specifically cocaine). (Download Monkey Man by The Rolling Stones).

I am just a monkey man. I'm glad you are a monkey woman too.

by Sharpley December 16, 2007

flying monkey

I minion or one that carers out others biding.

That brown noisier is up to no good, the lousy flying monkey.

by Sherry M December 27, 2006

Monkey Cheese

Term often used to describe a random, pointless act or outburst. Commonly used in an attempt to draw hilarity where none is found. Family Guy is notorious for many acts of 'monkey cheese' in its various flashbacks to scenes which have little or nothing to do with the plot, but are totally random in an attempt to draw a laugh.

zomg random ninja explosions! pirates robots woot thats some monkey cheese shit right there!!! z0r :awesome:

by Hurf February 28, 2008