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maggot

Used to describe the state of a person who has consumed too much alcohol.
"hey look Tom is maggot! haha!" "i got maggot last night"
by Josh Tomo July 31, 2008
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maggot bag

Another word for a meat pie from a suspect location or "gutter eater".
Would you like some degreaser with that maggot bag
by Adman June 27, 2004
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Magnolia

A suburb of Houston right outside The Woodlands where the parents didn't want their kids going to The Woodlands High School and they thought moving out to Magnolia on their one and two acre lots building theirs homes out their they were protecting their children from the drugs, alcohol, and sex in The Woodlands.

The people of Magnolia either don't have enough money to live in The Woodlands or don't want to. The main high school Magnolia High School is full of a bunch of wannabees everyone smokes pot and parties and comes to school hungover. The school itself tries to portray itself as good with the principal stating it's a great day to be alive and being told we're striving "to be the best district in the state of Texas" yet they do whatever they want they don't care one kid can get in a fight and not get a ticket the next one will they have bull attendance policies.
Magnolia - "friendliness of a small town" with access to big city
by the one that lives here June 28, 2010
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maggot

Die-hard Slipknot fans that acts like a swarm of maggots on Slipknot concerts.
Exaple:
1. Maggots shall live forever, assholes!
by d10p3t April 22, 2009
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cleetus maggot

Braggard, Someone who will try to one-up any story or event that ANYONE else is talking about.
Mike: I jumped my dirtbike over a small wood-shed,it was hella scary.
Jim:Yeah, well I jumped a house and did a backflip as well.
Mike: When did you start riding dirtbikes?

Jim is a Cleetus Maggot.
by Chris Colbert November 11, 2006
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Cunt Maggot

The insects produced after you have gone at your girlfriend with salami, pepperoni, etc. and she has failed to clean house correctly.

A term of endearment used to describe my best friends.
There was this chick I knew in school, nicknamed brown trout, guess why - when she forgot to clean out, she got cunt maggots!

Matthew is always such a superdouche, but on occasion, he's able to reach the level of cunt maggotry.
by Brown Kau March 5, 2009
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Maggot

Used in Australia to describe when someone is extremely drunk. More often than not, very close to passing out.
Amy: "Have you seen how maggot Kyle is?" Jodie: "yeh he is one drunk ass mofo!"
by Kyle Magile May 25, 2007
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