mafia’s bf (bando)

the most amazing, kindest, loving human to exist. mafia’s bf (bando) is best bf ever!

stranger- mafia’s bf (bando) is just the best!
mafia- ofc he is he’s my bf

by mafiadadon May 2, 2022

Slug Mafia

I put my pp in a pencil sharpener

The Slug Mafia is great

by dragoneyecomix October 9, 2022

Lightbulb Mafia

Large group of ska fans.

*doot doot, toodle too 🎺*
Man 1: What's that noise?
Man 2: Hmm?
*rapid stomping and shuffling*
Man 2: Oh gosh oh frick! It's the Lightbulb Mafia!
Man 1: What?!
*bwaah bwah 🎺 "chickachch chickachch"*
Man 2: Gawddammit! Run!
Man 1: Aaaaaagh!

by NotLiza January 28, 2022

That's how mafia works

Something you comment on any activity.

litteraly everybody:

Fruity ass nigga: "That's how mafia works"

by Gay simbaoe with pint problem January 5, 2019

Backwoods Mafia

noun: An Alabama Incest Cult

Please bring your brothers to meet other brothers at our weekly Backwoods Mafia meeting. We's family.

by William Wordsmyth April 13, 2022

Russian mafia

A sex position, an aggressive 69 originated in Macomb Michigan

Yooooo me and my girl are about to do the Russian mafia

by Russianmafiacreator May 11, 2021

Mafia

What I call homo-sapiens who slept with a fish one inside their throat.

Person 1: Hey, have you ever had a fishbone stuck in your throat?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are a "Mafia" now.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025