Mother fucker

1.a person who has sexual intercourse with their/a mother.
2.An insult to describe friends.
3.You

1.You are the #1 motherfucker. You got your mom and your friends' mom pregnant 5 times.
2.Rob is such a motherfucker
3.You motherfucker!!!!

by MoFoe August 24, 2003

den mother

The leader of the pack in a room full of cougars. The all supreme and mighty being that she is, gets first pick of the room and the other cougars sit back and wait their turn.She may not be the hottest cougar in the room but she lets you know that she means business.

Hey Dan, don't look now but it's Rhonda, We are so lucky to be graced by her presence.....all hail the den mother.

by Danborine March 10, 2008

mother of god

The Virgin Mary

What members of Catholicism honor. Reminiscent of the ancient Roman pagan practice of honoring the mother of the Roman god Jupiter.

Mary, mother of God

by Protestant March 16, 2003

mother f'er

More polite way of saying mother fucker

I dislike that mother f'er.

by me March 30, 2004

mother friend

A demeaning term used for those individuals that "be friend mothers" or a replacement term used in front of uptight sex hungry nuns at catholic schools instead of mother fucker.

#1

A: Do you have any money for diet coke?

B: No..

A: You mother friend!

A: fuck shit horspiss son of two horned bitch mother fucker

B: What did you say, child of God?

A: fuck shit horspiss son of two horned bitch mother friend

by itssjessicababe1994 January 3, 2011

Eskimo-Mother

Woman who is common to a set of eskimo brothers. Whenever she opens her legs, a new eskimo brother is born!

Guy 1: "Hey, I saw our Eskimo-Mother the other day!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah? Is she still not wearing panties on days that end with Y?"
Guy 1: "You know it!"

by DangLang July 8, 2010

mother of nature

a clever way of not swearing, but doing so at the same time.

friend: "WHOA, check out that catch"
other friend: "holy mother of nature!!!!!!!"

by mack freedman September 17, 2007