Aussie 3-Minute Miracle

When you get licked down under.

Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.

What’s that?

She licked me down under.

by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023

Monkey's Minute

An unspecified amount of time or time spent poorly on non-important things.

Bro 1: Bro I need you to cashapp me for the drinks last night
Bro 2: Just give me a monkey's minute bro and I'll get it for you

by Shartzy August 18, 2024

Jake Hillard Minute

A Jake Hillard Minute is when someone says “one minute” and proceeds to act 1 hour later

Bro pass the cart, in a Jake Hillard Minute

by Fetti man February 24, 2024

The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1:The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release

by Twittlerio February 1, 2025

104 Beat Per Minute Is Gossamer

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104 Beat Per Minute Is Gossamer

by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

104 Beat Per Minute Are Gossamer

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104 Beat Per Minute Are Gossamer

by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

In a minute

Never. A minute is 60 seconds but when someone tells you in a minute your fukked.

Go to the gas station, I’ll leave in a minute.

I’m on my way I’ll be there in a minute.

I’ll check it in a minute

by ballsdeelchiliringpingdingsing November 16, 2025