Something that people desperately want to find, yet all that can be seen is a million religions telling you they are right and that their inconsitancies dont matter cause they can make something up to cover it.
1. This is the true church and people here have found god... that is why they still commit 'sins' and leave the church.
2. We are god's representitives, yet some of us rape little boys and girls
3. This week this passage means this. Dont worry, next week we will change it around to cover our backs.
4. Something good has happened, it is because god loves us.
5. Something terrible has happened, he moves in mysterious ways.
I thought I had found the lord... then I realised it was only another religion. Churches have commited more horrific deeds then can be counted, why should I give my time to them?
2. We are god's representitives, yet some of us rape little boys and girls
3. This week this passage means this. Dont worry, next week we will change it around to cover our backs.
4. Something good has happened, it is because god loves us.
5. Something terrible has happened, he moves in mysterious ways.
I thought I had found the lord... then I realised it was only another religion. Churches have commited more horrific deeds then can be counted, why should I give my time to them?
by FallenOne January 29, 2004
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Me: Uhh, Lord have mercy on my soul, I guess so.
Me: Uhh, Lord have mercy on my soul, I guess so.
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The biggest simp you will ever see. Any e-girl you have ever seen has a message from this simp, asking for ankle pics.
Random e-girl: Hey guys whats u-
SIMP LORD: hello m'lady. you are absolutley beutiful and i am willing to spend all my time and money for you.
Random e-girl : ????
SIMP LORD: hello m'lady. you are absolutley beutiful and i am willing to spend all my time and money for you.
Random e-girl : ????
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Get the oh my lord allah mug.Rural Irish colloquialism expressing astonishment, disbelief, or even admiration for any random fact.
Variants include "Beat the Holy man" when in polite company, and "Beat the fuck" when amongst friends.
Variants include "Beat the Holy man" when in polite company, and "Beat the fuck" when amongst friends.
"Johnny down the road turned his tractor over on the road the other night after drinking 14 pints in the local"
"Beat the Lord Jesus!"
"I went to Africa on holiday, and it was 45C every day there"
"Beat the fuck."
"Beat the Lord Jesus!"
"I went to Africa on holiday, and it was 45C every day there"
"Beat the fuck."
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Get the oh my lordy lord mug.referring to to proclaim one's actions or words as coming from the Judaeo-Christian God when in fact the actions or words are not from God at all. Reference Exodus verse similar to "You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God".
This commandment has nothing to do with the phrase "God dammit" as many superstitious simpletons have comes to believe.
This commandment has nothing to do with the phrase "God dammit" as many superstitious simpletons have comes to believe.
Examples of taking the Lord's name in vein are:
"God told me that you should let me marry your 13 year old daughter"
"In the name of Jesus, I command you to . . "
"God sent me to do this"
"I am on a mission from God"
"God told me to tell you to send in 1 million dollars, operators are standing by."
"God hates fags"
"God hates America"
"God caused natural disaster A, B, C to punish group A, B, C"
"God told me blah blah blah"
"God told me that you should let me marry your 13 year old daughter"
"In the name of Jesus, I command you to . . "
"God sent me to do this"
"I am on a mission from God"
"God told me to tell you to send in 1 million dollars, operators are standing by."
"God hates fags"
"God hates America"
"God caused natural disaster A, B, C to punish group A, B, C"
"God told me blah blah blah"
by Neubian January 19, 2008
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