The Legendary Tenor

P. Noun. The Legendary Tenor, one of the mythical and awe-inspiring three tenors, possesses the ability to control, dissipate, and create various forms of energy. Like his two mythical brethren, The Legendary Tenor can heel-click and sing falsetto with the best of them. Also, like all tenors, he is ridiculously attractive. The Legendary Tenor is known for spewing out Tenorisms more than his other two Tenor friends.

"And then, with a quick blast of energy, The Legendary Tenor scorched out a new quote to his followers on the chalkboard."

by The Legendary Tenor August 9, 2003

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Toronto Legend

When an individual is taking public transit home after a long day at work, putting up with other people's bullshit and douche of a boss. During the ride, the individual's stomach begins to rumble as they feel like they have to take a huge shit. Not giving a fuck, the individual, ever so sneaky, pulls his pants down enough for his asshole to produce a fresh log of shit. He quickly gets off at the next stop, leaving a gift for the next asshole to sit in that seat.

Guy 1: Man look that guy is taking a shit on his seat!

Guy 2: O shit! That hotshot business man just sat in it! Hahaha

Guy 1: That guy is a Toronto Legend!

by anonymous0827 September 8, 2012

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