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Lance

Little scrawny boy, no friends, no life, no clout, no bitches. Dick rides his cousins that start with the following: Kyle or Leandre. Dick rides his friends. Small penis to the point where it’s microscopic. Lonely, but has his lil bro with him. He’s also fruity and ALWAYS son his man period whenever you do the slightest thing like breathing or some shit.
Bro why do you always gotta pull off a Lance
by tuhmayto June 21, 2019
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fox lane

infamous for its frequent lock downs, race fights, and the occasional dead body in a trash can, fox lane plays host to hallways full of the following:
druggies/stoners.
these can be found in any dark/sketchy part of their town of choice, mt kisco
emo/scene kids
notoriously poser, these kids like to believe that they are different from everyone else and so claim to be artsy. hate ripp kids because they know that they wud get ripped apart if they ever set one converse clad foot in the door.
juicy junkies/freppies
these girls drive ripp kids, (aka true, thorough bred preps) INSANE. they walk around with their ambercrombie bombers over their juicy zip ups wearing nothing but a bra underneath and claim to have class and be preppy, when any self respecting prep KNOWS by at the latest 7th grade that abercrombie is PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE to true preps. hence the name freppy (fake preppy). as far as juicy junkies go, u cant say that u have class while wearing a juicy sweatsuit, just like u cant say u arent stuck in the eighties while wearing leg warmers. it doesnt fool anyone. the freppies are usually the self-proclaimed "rich kids" who wish they were sent to rippowam, but mask it by joining the group on myspace "i go to public school...bitch!"
all of the above are notoriously myspace whores. this means that they are STILL hooked on myspace, but have made it a little racier by taking either a. mirror pics (whose root begins with the classic emo) or b. pics of their cellulite bodies in their bras and underwear. boys, however, have found a different way around that and will resort to taking pictures of their "6 packs" (without their faces, mind u) and make that their default pic.
while ripp kids go to mt kisco for cosi, movies, starbucks and knoyzz and pray that they dont get attacked by super sketch mt kisco natives, fox laners go to "climb the mountain" and THEY ARE THE SUPER SKETCH NATIVES. they are often found behind the parking lot at boarders making calls that make ripp girls want to slit their throats with their credit cards.
non foxlaner #1:omg i was in mt kisco this weekend at starbucks and these guys walked by from fox lane and they tried to pick me up!!
non foxlaner #2:were u wearing anything juicy/abercrombie/hollister?
non foxlaner #1: no ew who do u think i am?
non foxlaner #2: good, cuz then u wud hav been in real trouble.
by foxy lady911 November 11, 2008
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Lane

a jerk; player; jock...

not trust worthy of a loving commited relationship.
Girl 1: can i believe lane?! i mean he went out with us at the same time and didnt say a word to either of us!!

Girl 2: ikr he is such a jerk!
by yo mamma55742 August 14, 2010
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Lance

shit or poop, to shit, or shat or shitting.
1) Oh man i just lanced my pants!
2) Who lanced and didnt flush?
3) Ha Ha lance the bed!
4) Dude your house smells like lance
5) Man i gotta lance so bad
by toomey hahaha <3 October 24, 2008
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Landed Immigrant

A landed immigrant is a permanent resident which has not been granted citizenship of the country they have moved to yet, not an illegal immigrant, one that can work legally.

Not allowed to vote or join the armed forces higher than a certain rank, also not allowed represent the country they moved to.
That guy is a landed immigrant

I love landed immigrants

Im not Canadian, im a landed immigrant
by English Jon in Canada 2 March 30, 2009
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lane slut

A driver who yields to everyone and let's them change into his/her lane.
The car in front of me was being a lane slut letting everyone on the "right turn only" lane change into his lane to go straight.
by namnomnom October 17, 2009
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Lanced

To lose a game and or sport by one ball (billiards)
I played a game of pool and got lanced! That joker must have hustled me.
by WahDahTah September 25, 2010
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