video game logic

Logic from video games that often defies itself or real world logic.

One Person: Why did my character die from jumping in water? She survived a shotgun blast with no medical attention.
Another Person: Video Game Logic!

by Bubby Lightshdaow Aurora March 12, 2019

Stretched-Out Logan

If you take Logan and pull his legs, arms, and head to the point of maximum stretchiness.

Shiggy: YOOO! Is that stretched-out Logan in the Hall?
Radec: Yeah! He looks just like regular-sized Logan, just stretched out!

by Jcalks5 May 1, 2019

The Best Logan

This is a term given to someone who can hide in plain site, or just the worst possible-dead giveaway place, and still not be seen.

Who will win "The Best Logan" Award.

by Randonarchy April 3, 2021

Pulling a Logan

Getting a handjob while literally the entire school is around you.

See that dude over there. He is pulling a Logan.

by Ballsquisher May 19, 2022

A.M. logic

Plans for your day that ONLY make sense because you aren't ready to get outta bed.

*Alarm clock buzzes at 7am*

Head voice: "I got an 8:00am meeting, but its raining out so no one will show up 'til 8:30 anyway."

*Alarm goes off at 7am*

Head voice: "If I skip the gym this morning I can squeeze it in tonight after monday night football."

I thought I could sleep in yet get to work on time if I dressed down and skipped breakfast. A.M. logic is dangerous.

by Underdawg215 October 21, 2010

Lincoln Logging

The act of sitting on a woman's twat and taking a long, stiff, preferably brown stool directly into her vagina until she orgasms.

Timmy: I just gave my girlfriend a lincoln logging last night

Robert: Her vagina probably smells like shit!

by theallknowingnostradamus March 12, 2011

Green day logic

To hate something because it is popular, or popular to hate.
This slang comes from the band Green day, which is popular and hated.
Also, hating it for a good reason is not Green day logic.

I hate Green day! Everyone likes it!
You only hate it because it is popular to hate it...that's Green day logic, biased asshole.
Up yours Green day lover!

by kidsbopneedstodie February 11, 2007