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Joseph Kony

An insufferable african warlord who abducts Ugandan children in the middle of the night and turns them into foot soldiers. Before they are given into the lifestyle, they are forced to kill there parents and "recruit" more soldiers. Young Ugandan women are raped, beaten, and turned into sex slaves. This my friends is the epitimy of a Dick
"Joseph Kony must be stopped. Do something about it today."
by KiddFenix June 15, 2012
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joseph jones

an ugly guy or boy that thinks that he is a know it all.
look there goes another guy thats acting like a joseph jones
by whatsyourgirllexi February 22, 2018
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Joseph Stack

Anti-American terrorist who set fire to his home with his wife and child inside, attempting to kill them both, and then proceeded to remove seats from his single-engine plane and replace them with a drum of fuel and fly said plane into a building in Austin, Texas, housing the IRS. He was killed instantly in the billowy explosion, which took one other life and injured many others.

Joseph Stack posted a whiney manifesto online the morning of the incident, blaming the Government and IRS for all his financial woes. Apparently he just wanted to be richer, and wasn't. This confuses most people as Mr. Stack owned his own business, had a very nice home, and quite obviously the means to own his own small airplane. Joseph Stack was also angry because he couldn't write off a grand piano as a "business expense."
Dude, don't go all Joseph Stack! That guy's a goddamn terrorist!
by sv722 February 20, 2010
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Joseph Kony

The leader of the LRA. Makes Hitler look like Mother Teresa in comparison.
I'd like to take the world's biggest middle finger and stick it right up Joseph Kony's ass.
by Happy Doodle June 15, 2012
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Joseph Stalin

Viewed as evil by most people but was actually a nice guy. Industrialized the USSR,gave people education and housing, improved the life of Russian citizens, fought imperialism and helped defeat Hitler during the WW2. Overall,both anti-Stalin and pro-Stalin people have valid arguments and both sides should respect each other.
"Joseph Stalin was evil"
"In my opinion he was good but I will respect your opinion"
"Cool"
by captain jack sparrow345 January 21, 2021
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Joseph Cruse Johnson

A man of great character. One who enjoys the finer things in life. A man who dresses in classical clothing. A pipe smoker.
That man must be Joseph Cruse Johnson.
by dumberthanalog April 5, 2009
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Joseph Kony

Since 1987, Joseph Kony has abducted more than 30,000 children in Central Africa and forced them to be child soldiers in his Lord’s Resistance Army.

The KONY 2012 campaign employs film, social media, street art, and face-to-face interaction to make the case that the arrest of Joseph Kony this year is one thing we can all agree on.
2012 will be Joseph Kony' last year!
by invisibleUHstudent June 15, 2012
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