Science "teacher", track coach, athlete, very good at using projectors to display needed information, and loves Mountain Dew.
Jon Griffith sometimes has to lower his standards and drink mellow yellow when he is out of Mountian Dew.
by T.J. Coakley March 08, 2007
by Memes i love memes April 17, 2022
Thomas Jon Kugler, commonly referred to as "Big-Bad-Blitz," is a towering Caucasian individual with a passion for both weightlifting and the popular video game, Terraria. He is known for his imposing stature, dedication to fitness, and unwavering commitment to building virtual worlds within Terraria's pixelated landscapes. Thomas Jon Kugler's presence in both the real and virtual realms makes him a distinctive character among gaming and fitness enthusiasts.
"His physique and gaming skills are truly Thomas Jon Kugler-esque, making him stand out in both the gym and the virtual worlds of Terraria."
by jomari September 22, 2023
an amazing person who is very handsome, has the best personality, very funny, is a good person and has goals, sometimes can be annoying or bratty but it’s fine, a bit racist, will make you laugh a lot even when ur not in the mood
by uhhhgoat November 23, 2021
by Jonsmum February 11, 2014
A Jon-luc is a person who gets too much attention but also is hilarious and kind to most anyone he meets.he is the god of cheez its and loves a good friend
by John Daniel May 11, 2019
1.When you push too hard exporting whoppers and your hemorrhoid bunch splashs in the cold unforgiving depths.
2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.
3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.
5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.
2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.
3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.
5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.
Bro: ahhh man dude… I had dump truck nachos last night and right in the middle of getting after some beav and I spent the night strain’n on the Jon.
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?
by Cody Bustaloady July 31, 2021