A fine lad who spends his time making car movies and chugs alcoholic drinks on the internet. Not to be confused with The Rock, who is Dwayne Johnson's mortal enemy.
Walter White: Hey Jesse, you coming to watch Fast and Furious with me?
Jesse: You mean that dumbass movie with Dwayne Johnson in it?
Jesse: You mean that dumbass movie with Dwayne Johnson in it?
by Shigekiyo Yangu June 26, 2021
Get the Dwayne Johnsonmug. a generic term for a white man with proto-fascist beliefs and nostalgia for the Antebellum America; the last hope for a Republican party that can be united by nothing other than white nationalism
fuck we still don't have a Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do
by uncle fuckbucket October 25, 2023
Get the Mike Johnsonmug. Used during roller hockey games. When a player on skates is not looking, an opposing player comes up from behind and sticks the blade of his stick between his legs and hits him in the balls. The player then proceeds to drag the unwilling recipient as far as he can on skates.
Billy didn't like the way Tom was playing in the hockey game, so he gave Tom a unicycle Johnson during a time out and Tom hasn't played since.
by Bryan McCabe December 26, 2006
Get the Unicycle Johnsonmug. by Reba johnson February 1, 2017
Get the billy johnsonmug. Grant is usually a Blond male who enjoys spending his time playing football and using doctor squash. He is very hot and irresistible. A true ladies man that does not like playing baseball
by Godisagreatman April 27, 2021
Get the Grant Johnsonmug. When you fail to put on a condom correctly, causing the chick to lose interest and say "just forget it," leaving you with a floppy dick
I couldn't get the condom on fast enough so she was like "ya know what? nevermind." Needless to say, i got a floppy johnson last night
by El Muchador April 25, 2010
Get the Floppy Johnsonmug. by Jak6508 January 28, 2010
Get the Jack Johnsonmug.