Jesse

That type of guy that sits on a couch and drinks coke all day

Jesse be like

by Coolguy2815 October 24, 2020

Jesse and Olivia

Jesse and Olivia is a match made to be real.

Jesse and Olivia are dating

by iLOVEMYBAOAJESSE November 5, 2021

Jesse- the cringest guy on tiktok

A 19 year old man (or 14 idk) who is probably insane. He try’s to get girls on tiktok lives to “put in his google doc.”

1. Jesses 14!
2. He’s fruity
3. Jesse- the cringest guy on tiktok

by y0ur_l0cal_dumb@ss23 May 22, 2022

Jesse

A rich boy who always brags about his money. Gets mad at people when they step on his 600 dollar shoes. Nobody likes Jesse expect for other rich sassy rude kids. He has teleporting powers and stalks people. Jesse is a weird mf

Person 1: There’s a new kid named Jesse at Harvey
Person 2: I don’t give af

by stellaiscool March 11, 2022

jess murphy

A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.

Jess murphy got miffed last night and went nuts about not being able to breast feed children.

by henryhenryhenderson August 3, 2016

National Jess Day

September 13th is National Jessica Anne Clarke Day, she was given this day because she’s an incredible person.

Tommy: Hey Ryan do you know what day it is?
Ryan: No what day is it?
Tommy: It’s September 13th, National Jess Day, now I have to buy that bitch some flowers smh.

by Tommylowrie2002 September 13, 2022

Jesse

The obvious perfect child.

That kid thinks he's such a Jesse.

by Deveganator April 8, 2020