Rivaled only by Slash in talent, good looks, and overall class. This man is smoooooth. He knows every Office episode backward and forward and can fit the phrase, “That’s what she said,” into nearly any conversation. Anyone who really gets to know Jesse is blessed with a constant source of kindness, comfort, and laughter (sooooo much laughter). He’s an honest, humble guy with a nice jawline and an even nicer voice. He’s a lover of ravioli, animals, and Fredo Corleone’s beautiful forehead. You’ll never catch him without socks on, and there’s no one better to spend quality time with. Roodoodoodoodoo.
by Ese July 16, 2020
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Man, I tried to throw pie at Jess yesterday, but she took it straight out of my hand and pied me instead, it was so embarrassing.
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As a Jesse I can confirm this to be accurate. We love nikes, super picky about shoes. Nerds at heart, anything we feel strongly about we tend to be very stubborn. Can be too forgiving but for the right person thats okay. Loves sleeping in probably way too late, unless in the mood to be a morning person which is quite rare. Sense of humor heavily relies on sarcasm and horrible puns that make you cringe. Dosent like large crowds and can be seen as antisocial unless they are with friends in which case they dont shut up. We mean well although we say alot of stupid shit. We love a challenge, always.....
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