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joshua carlin

A tall ass giant with train tracks in his mouth who likes playing video games while drinking gamer girl bath water, he also tells mom jokes and there's nothing worse than a guy who dresses like your dad tell a bitch joke.

Josh Carlin has fucking Train Tracks in his mouth and that's why he cant eat the pussy unless its put in the blender.

Another thing is if you come up to him to say HI you have to whisper because he's mildly autistic and if your too loud he'll put his hands over his ears and yell "SENSORY OVERLOAD!" and he will fucking explode from the rectum up.

Finally he really looks like jimmy neutrons brother that was in a really bad car accident and got his spine severed and now he's a crippled tard who can somehow walk.
Aiden: What the fuck Joshua Carlin you cant hide a body in the wood chipper

Josh: Shut up she's already dead

Aiden: What if they turn it on?

Josh: *Laughs all congested sounding*
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Joshua

A cotton headed ninny muggins. He is short and sings Christmas music all year long. He has big hands and would hotbox you if you were in a relationship. He’s usually part of the LGBTQIA+. Taste his rainbow, it doesn’t fail to make a splash.
Wow…last night was so fun with Joshua. Maybe you should try him next.
by Sumbodycumgether November 23, 2021
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Joshua

That Joshua is admiring that carbonated Nissan
by Sad Imposter Noises January 27, 2021
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Joshua

Joshua is a nonchalant,muscular,guy and is secretly hiding his sexuality.He is shy and is good company. He is usually deep in thought about everything.If you meet a Joshua never let him go.
Hey bro.
Wassup?
That new boy Josh is cool*wink*
oh JOSHUA?! GO ASK HIM OUT BRO!
by nobody is alive December 12, 2018
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Joshua

If you know a Joshua, run.
Oh fuck it’s Joshua
by Em Peardon July 11, 2021
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Joshua

One of the uglier people you will meet, both inside and out. Joshua usually pretends he can do everything. He thinks he is the best thing ever. Sheena is also sometimes fat as hell. In all honesty, I wouldn't name your child if you want them to not have any cardiovascular issues, seeing as some Joshuas are obese. In the end, Joshua Davis is the one who ruined it all.
Person: That man is such a bitch. He must be a Joshua!
by SpellingChamp01 March 22, 2020
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Joshua

He's a really smart and funny person, he loves dogs and has a beautiful voice, sometimes he gets mad when he is made fun of. If you have a friend named Joshua, pls i beg you, don't waste him
He loves dogs, he's definitely a Joshua
by unluck_bitxh May 21, 2022
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