James May

One the Former Presenters of show Top Gear now on The Grand Tour. He is also known for being the slowest driver in the world.

Look over there it's James May! He is being passed by my Grandmother!

by JinzoDefiler June 17, 2021

leshit james

The nickname for the most overrated basketball diva- LeBron James. She is also known as the first woman to ever play in the NBA history. Her signature moves including powerful and realistic flops, crying, stacking a team, butt fuck her teammates and ruining the NBA.

Joe: Yo, I got 2 tickets for Cleveland's game.
Danny: Nah, I rather watch the Hawks.
Joe: Why?
Danny: I don't wanna watch leshit james play!

Joe: Fine, let's go the Atlanta game.

by LesBian Lames 3-5 January 20, 2018

James Bond

-Gets more pussy than you or I.

James Bond is the ultimate pimp. (For a British guy)

by Hahn Solo May 22, 2005

James Franco

Easily one of the best actors around. Also incredibly handsome. Known best for his role in the Spiderman movies and The Pineapple Express

"Hey, do you want to watch Annapolis?"
"Yeah, I'll watch anything with James Franco in it"

by Mandolph October 13, 2008

James

A man who is amazingly sexy and loves his girlfriend to the smallest bit. If a girl likes a James with Brown or blonde hair then they need to ditch the old for the amazing, beautiful and kind hearted James. A James will love a girl to bits if he has the chance and is put down by not having it. Possibly the funniest, hottest and nicest guy ever. If there's a James, date him

Wow he's amazing, looks like a James

by Bobby mc nob May 12, 2013

James Jamerson

The original grand-daddy of electric bass. Even legendary Jaco Pastorius was influenced by him along with many other greats like Paul McCartney, Jack Bruce, John Entwistle, Geddy Lee ect. One of the most important factor for Motown's success, he played bass like nobody did before improvising lines, injecting soul and bringing in the groove while using nothing more than his pointer finger. It's being said he never changed strings or cleaned the frets to keep the raw sound of "sweat and dirt infested wood and steel" intact. An epitome, he was a true professionals playing whats required of bass players, that is support the song rather than being a showboat playing the so called lead bass crap which Victor Wooten, Stanley Clarke, Billy Sheehan, Bootsy Collins, Les Claypool and the likes do nowadays. Actually I like that also and never intend to take the brilliance away from these masters, yet I think James Jamerson is the one who started popular electric bass playing. Sadly, Berry Gordy exploited him and he was not able to adapt to the fast changing needs of the music industry leading an obscured life uncredited for all the greatness he deserved. James departed this miserable planet in 1983 due to excessive alcoholism, but as time went by his genius was discovered and even a documentary was made on him and the Funk Brothers (the Motown band of the 60s). Today he is considered one of the greatest bassists who ever lived. Respect & RIP JJ.

New bass freak: Who played bass in Marvin Gaye's Whats going on?
Old timer: James Jamerson
New bass freak: Wtf, I always thought Jenna Jameson was only a pornstar.
Old timer: JAMES JAMERSON you idiot (and shoots himself)

Go check youtube for more examples

by Dr.Sperm June 21, 2011

James Charles'd

To pretend you accidentally leaked your nudes on to social media, and act like it was a mistake.

James: Kim are those your nudes!
Kim: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS, Silly me.
James: You James Charles'd, didn't you?
Kim: No.........

by Eat The lemon John August 25, 2019