Boot-cocking

(Guys) when you think you've cum and you realize that the liquidy substance is actually the vomit of the girl giving head oozing all over your cock. Getting boot-cocked refers to the next day when you are in the shower and realize that the crusty shit on your cock isn't mung but the leftovers of the vomit!

Boot-cocking is Like a CHEESY Gordidda!

by DaJizzle October 5, 2005

ninja boots

Ninja Boots, taken literally, are these happ'ning fashion items that have a defined toe in 'em, much like the mythical ninjas of feudal Japan.

"I'm thinking of buying me some ninja boots to impress the babes"
"I was under the impression that you were a homosexual"

by Jackie Onassis July 4, 2006

Grandpa Boots

Urban African American slang that refers to boat shoes or other shoes generally owned by Whites specifically either Sperry Topsiders or Clarks Wallabees. Sometimes used as a derogatory remark to {preppy} whites or african americans who do well in school.

" Yo homey that white boy in yo gym class got him some fresh grandpa boots."

by Ociffer Miller April 23, 2006

Layin the boots

The term Canadians use for having sex with girls.

Eh, look at your buddy. He is really layin the boots to that girl.

by PVR687 May 18, 2010

boot broke

An expression used to describe a sheep (ewe) that has been trained to remain still when her hind legs are placed in a pair of boots for the purpose of facilitating human-to-sheep sexual contact. "Boot broke" is often used to describe a person who is easily controlled or intimidated so that he or she falls in line with another's wishes.
A variant of boot broke is "stump broke," which refers to a cow that has been trained to remain still while someone stands behind her on a stump. Heard in Wyoming, USA.

"Wow, you'd think that Congress would have a problem with Bush and his whole 'unitary executive' thing, but he seems to have the whole place boot broke."

by Christie Malry October 9, 2006

texas boots

what Texas Hill Country folk wear for shoes. good for smashing cockroches..

My old texas boots trap many a cockroches with my pointed toes. In Texas, side of boots used for kicking mexican butts.
spurs used for getting a move on whatever we'r on top of!
In Texas we ride most anything thats warm & moves.....

by itichie_nocanpo October 28, 2006

Toot-and-boot

When someone fart's silently in a large group of people and tries to slip out of the room before anyone realizes what's happened.

Emma: I was in Target with a group of people and all of the sudden Kyle says goodbye and leaves. A few seconds later, we all smelled a fart. I know Kyle toot-and-booted it.

Sarah: He did the same thing to me and some other people after the movie was over the other day!

by bellawella99 August 30, 2014